PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Make a hole In your head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Kent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

a hole In your head
vs
Kent

188 cm
25
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
235 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Make a hole In your head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clark Kent!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Frank Dennis and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

In your head shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Kent manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
In your head trying to control but Kent is working from the bottom.
Kent should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Kent is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
In your head with a nice head shot there.
In your head trying to control but Kent is working from the bottom.
Kent working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from In your head.
In your head trying to control but Kent is working from the bottom.
In your head scoring with some ground and pound.
In your head wants to control from the top but Kent keeps moving.

Kent looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kent is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Kent has his foot on In your head's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. In your head works his way back into a safe position though.
In your head tries to free his leg and advance position but Kent is retaining full guard.
Kent wants to sweep but no luck.

That's one minute gone in the round.
In your head wants to control from the top but Kent keeps moving.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
In your head thows a big elbow that misses.
In your head landing some decent shots from guard.

Kent has his foot on In your head's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. In your head works his way back into a safe position though.
In your head has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Kent wants to sweep but no luck.
In your head chips away with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kent tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kent is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Kent looks gassed!
In your head lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
In your head postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells In your head's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Kent utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
In your head is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

In your head thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Kent is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
In your head lands a couple of elbows.
In your head wants to pass the guard but Kent is keeping the position.
In your head wants to control from the top but Kent keeps moving.
In your head pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kent is keeping the position for now.
Kent can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as In your head controls the pace.

In your head got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kent has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, In your head has managed to get both his arms back between Kent's legs - danger averted.
In your head wants to control from the top but Kent keeps moving.
In your head is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Kent is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
In your head preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Kent blocks a head kick by In your head.
Nice takedown defense from In your head. No joy for Kent on that attempt.
In your head throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
In your head tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kent was well out of range. Poor timing from In your head.

In your head looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
In your head preventing the sweep.
Kent can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as In your head controls the pace.
In your head with a nice head shot there.
In your head is in close to Kent's body, working some short punches and elbows.
In your head landing with the ground and pound.
In your head with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Kent wants to sweep here but In your head controlling him for the moment.
In your head distracts Kent with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
In your head lands a couple of digs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
In your head keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kent's head.

In your head drops back looking for a leg! Kent is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kent manages to kick In your head off! In your head jumps back into Kent's guard.
In your head postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
In your head trying to control but Kent is working from the bottom.

Kent is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
In your head is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Kent is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
In your head cracks Kent with a solid left hand.
Kent is trying to control the position but In your head postures up.
In your head is in close to Kent's body, working some short punches and elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Make a hole In your head dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

In your head shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kent as he avoids it easily.
Kent tries to score a power double leg takedown but In your head sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kent somewhat.
In your head checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
In your head tries for a takedown but Kent circles away easily

and Kent counters with a takedown into side control.
In your head manages to get back to half guard.
In your head trying to control here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
In your head moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Kent postures up in In your head's guard and throws a big left but In your head blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Kent accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kent postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now In your head is on top in guard.
In your head showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
In your head is working Kent over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
In your head landing with the ground and pound.
In your head trying to control but Kent is working from the bottom.
Kent trying to control the position.
In your head postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
In your head connects with a couple of short punches.
In your head passes Kent's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. In your head lands a nice short elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
In your head lands with a punch from half guard.
Kent taking some punishment here, with In your head in his half guard.
Nice strikes from In your head there.
In your head lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
In your head trying to control from half guard but Kent is working away.
In your head winds up and cracks Kent with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Make a hole In your head overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Kent has hold of In your head's hands but In your head slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
In your head stalling.
Kent has hold of In your head's hands but In your head slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
In your head moves nicely into side control.
Kent is trying to get back to half guard.
Kent is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
In your head working over Kent with some ground and pound. Kent looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
In your head not doing much here.
Kent moves into full guard.
In your head lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
In your head postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
In your head scoring with punches to the head and body.
Kent looking to hit a scissor sweep but In your head is one step ahead there.
In your head wants to control from the top but Kent keeps moving.
In your head lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Kent has his foot on In your head's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. In your head works his way back into a safe position though.
Kent has momentary wrist control but In your head slips an elbow through the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
In your head trying to control but Kent is working from the bottom.
In your head working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
In your head is in close to Kent's body, working some short punches and elbows.
In your head slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
In your head is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
In your head postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Kent looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
In your head working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kent's head.
In your head is in close to Kent's body, working some short punches and elbows.
In your head connects with a couple of short punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
In your head working some strikes from top position.

Kent throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
In your head won't allow Kent to sweep him here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Make a hole In your head dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

In your head closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
In your head is putting a hurting on Kent here, landing some big shots from side control.
In your head is putting a hurting on Kent here, landing some big shots from side control.
In your head lands a nice forearm strike.
Kent on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Kent takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
In your head is chipping away with strikes.
In your head lands an elbow.
Kent takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Kent is not content to let In your head control the position.
In your head landing a few strikes.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Check out the look on In your head's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
In your head is looking to take a break and control but Kent is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kent is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
In your head is chipping away with strikes.
In your head wants to control but Kent is keeping him busy.

In your head is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Kent knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
In your head trying to control the action but Kent is working from the bottom.
Kent is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on In your head's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
In your head winds up and cracks Kent with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
In your head scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Kent slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Kent has his foot on In your head's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. In your head works his way back into a safe position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
In your head makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

Kent looking for a guillotine here but In your head defends easily.
In your head trying to control the position from guard on top but Kent is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Kent is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
In your head content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Kent had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. In your head defends it easily.
In your head landing with the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
In your head content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
In your head is in close to Kent's body, working some short punches and elbows.
In your head slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
In your head working the ground and pound from side control.
In your head controls the position.
In your head lands an elbow.
In your head scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Kent to see if he's OK.
In your head is looking to take a break and control but Kent is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Clark Kent has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
In your head scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Kent to see if he's OK.
Kent tries to get back to half guard but can't.
In your head lands an elbow.
In your head trying to control the action but Kent is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
In your head lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
In your head lands a few punches from side control.
Kent takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Kent is looking to reverse the position.
In your head looks up at the clock and then as Kent takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, In your head smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Kent is trying to improve his position.
In your head is looking to take a break and control but Kent is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
In your head connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Kent some visible discomfort.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
In your head cracks Kent with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Make a hole In your head is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
In your head wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kent keeps working.
In your head cracks Kent with a big right hand but Kent just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

And that's the end of the fight!
Make a hole In your head showed his dominance in that final round.
Well In your head has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight for Make a hole In your head!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Make a hole In your head!
Judge George Francis scores the fight for Make a hole In your head!

Make a hole In your head wins by unanimous decision!