PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cletus Kasady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nanner Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bananaman. Nanner Nuts has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kasady
vs
Nuts

188 cm
20
180 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

181 cm
26
177 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cletus Kasady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nanner Nuts!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kasady. Kasady obviously looking to wear him down.
A jab from Nuts misses.
Kasady does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A head kick misses from Nuts.
Nuts throws a head kick that misses.
Nuts shoots for a takedown but Kasady saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nuts throws a head kick but Kasady moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nuts looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nuts tries to clinch but Kasady moves out of range.
Kasady with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nuts tries to clinch up but Kasady circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice cross by Nuts.
Nuts misses with a straight left.
Nuts swings for the body but Kasady moves out of range.
Nuts throws a head kick but Kasady moves out of range.
Kasady throws a wild body kick that Nuts sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nuts is looking to clinch.
Kasady moves out of range as Nuts strikes.
Nuts throws a head kick but Kasady moves out of range.
Nuts misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nuts shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kasady as he avoids it easily.
Kasady lands a front kick.
Nuts looks gassed!
Nuts tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nuts jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nanner Nuts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nuts throws a sloppy head kick and Kasady moves out of range easily.
Nuts throws the left hand but Kasady avoids the punch easily.
Kasady scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Nuts doesn't seem bothered though.
Kasady fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nuts looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kasady tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kasady throws a nice head kick!
Kasady throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Nuts's head.

It looks like Nanner Nuts has been cut.
Nuts tries to clinch but Kasady moves out of range.
Kasady lands a nice looking body shot.
Kasady fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nice body kick from Kasady.
Nice uppercut there from Kasady.
Kasady catches Nuts with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kasady digs a good hook to Nuts's body.
Kasady lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nuts circles away quickly and effectively.
Kasady misses with the combination.
Nuts throws a lazy head kick
and Kasady counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Nuts thinking.
Kasady stuns Nuts with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nuts tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Kasady counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kasady scores with a jab to the body.
Kasady lands a jab to Nuts's midsection.
Nuts on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Kasady is looking to wear down Nuts with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kasady connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A head kick by Nuts misses
and Kasady counters with a body kick.
Nuts gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Kasady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cletus Kasady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nanner Nuts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kasady - that will leave a mark!
Kasady lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A nice combination there by Kasady.
Nuts is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Kasady is looking to slow Nuts down with leg kicks.
Nuts takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kasady moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Nuts takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kasady scores with a body shot.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Kasady.
A slapping body kick lands there for Kasady.
Nuts on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nuts has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kasady.
Kasady misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kasady misses with a jab, cross combination.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kasady misses with the combination.
Nuts shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kasady makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cletus Kasady dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Nanner Nuts's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kasady throws a series of punches but Nuts moves out of range.
Nuts tries to clinch but Kasady moves away
and Kasady counters with a solid body kick.
Nuts tries to clinch but Kasady moves away
and Kasady connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kasady throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nuts clinches but Kasady breaks the clinch
and Kasady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Kasady is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nuts can do to turn this around?
A slapping body kick lands there for Kasady.
Nuts wants to clinch but Kasady slips to the side
and Kasady cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nuts. Kasady does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nuts throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kasady.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nuts with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kasady counters with a good, hard body kick but Nuts shrugs it off.
Kasady ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nuts moves away.
Nuts throws a lazy head kick
and Kasady counters with a three punch combo that has Nuts backing up. Nuts nods at Kasady to acknowledge the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nuts is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kasady.
Nuts is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kasady is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Nuts.
Kasady jabs at Nuts's body.
Kasady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kasady looks to land a combination. Nuts sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kasady throws a nice looking combination but Nuts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kasady connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kasady misses with a head kick.
Kasady goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nuts tries for a takedown but Kasady circles away easily
and Kasady counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kasady throws a right and a left that Nuts avoids nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kasady lands a nice shot to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Nuts might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Kasady has got the better of the exchanges.
Nuts throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kasady blocks a jab.
Nuts clinches but Kasady breaks the clinch
and Kasady counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kasady keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cletus Kasady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nanner Nuts.
A head kick by Nuts misses
and Kasady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Kasady moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Kasady throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Nuts clinches but Kasady breaks the clinch
and Kasady finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kasady!
Cletus Kasady is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kasady throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nuts stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Kasady wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kasady scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Kasady fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nuts manages to avoid it.
Cletus Kasady is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nuts throws a head kick that misses
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nuts darts in trying to clinch
and Kasady cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kasady lands a body shot.
Kasady looks to score with a jab to the body but Nuts is just out of range.
Kasady connects with a high kick.
Nuts with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kasady counters with a low kick, right behind Nuts 's knee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nuts tries to clinch up
and Kasady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Kasady misses with a few strikes there.
Nuts tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Kasady makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nuts throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Kasady makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nuts throws a sloppy head kick and Kasady moves out of range easily.
Kasady circles away from the clinch attempt
and Kasady counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cletus Kasady dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nanner Nuts's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Nuts connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kasady's hands.
Kasady is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nuts throws a head kick that misses
and Nuts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kasady.
Nuts has his takedown stuffed
and Kasady counters with a thumping low kick.
A head kick by Nuts misses
and Kasady counters with a series of strikes. Nuts will be more careful next time no doubt.
A head kick by Nuts misses
and Kasady counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nuts misses with a takedown attempt
and Kasady counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nuts has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kasady scores with a hook to the body. Nuts takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
No joy there for Kasady, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nuts takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Nuts shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kasady makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Nuts really felt that one!
Cletus Kasady has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nanner Nuts.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kasady swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nuts counters with a two punch combo.
Nuts drops his hands momentarily and Kasady takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kasady throws a good cross that connects.
Kasady lands a jab to Nuts's midsection.
Kasady throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nuts closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kasady counters with a slapping leg kick.
Kasady lands with a nice combination. Nuts backs away looking to recover.
A head kick by Nuts misses
and Kasady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Nuts darts in trying to clinch
and Kasady counters with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kasady is looking to slow Nuts down with leg kicks.
Kasady defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Nuts.
Kasady dips to his left and cracks Nuts with an uppercut!
Nuts closes the distance but Kasady moves to the side
and Kasady counters with a nice leg kick.
Kasady throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kasady moves out of range of the strikes.
Nuts tries to clinch up
and Kasady makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A head kick by Nuts misses
and Kasady counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kasady lands a right hook to the body.
Kasady lands with a shot to the body.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nuts closes the distance but Kasady moves to the side
and Kasady counters with a nice body kick.
Kasady lands with an uppercut that bounces Nuts off the cage and back into rage.
Nuts wants to clinch
and Kasady counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nuts takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Nuts avoids the body shot from Kasady.
Nuts doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Kasady counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kasady changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A left lands for Kasady.
Nuts takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Kasady.
Kasady misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nuts fails with the takedown
and Kasady counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A good leg kick by Kasady.
Kasady jabs at Nuts's body.
Nanner Nuts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kasady throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nuts takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Cletus Kasady showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kasady has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:25
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cletus Kasady!