PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dark Destroyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dick
vs
Destroyer

199 cm
25
315 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
24
182 lbs
1 - 1 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Lightning Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tiny Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Dark Destroyer!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destroyer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Destroyer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Destroyer wants to clinch.

Dick has Destroyer up against the ropes in a clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Destroyer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Destroyer has Dick pressed against the ropes, preventing Dick from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Destroyer wants to get back to striking at distance but Dick won't allow it.
Dick takes a knee right on the jaw!
Destroyer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dick is keeping busy.
Knees to the body from Destroyer.
Destroyer stalling in the clinch but Dick improves position.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dick stalling.
Destroyer is looking to control Dick's arms but Dick gets an underhook and turns him. Now Destroyer has his back to the ropes.
Destroyer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dick is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destroyer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dick has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Destroyer trying to control the position but instead, Dick has worked for underhooks and has pushed Destroyer into the ropes.
Dick wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destroyer lands a good knee to the midsection. Dick won't want to take too many of those.
Destroyer wants to stall.
Destroyer throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Destroyer is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick stalls.
Dick tries to break the clinch but Destroyer is controlling the position.
Dick working hard to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Destroyer is looking to control Dick's arms but Dick gets an underhook and turns him. Now Destroyer has his back to the ropes.
Dick working hard to break the clinch.
Destroyer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dick tries to circle away but Destroyer has him pinned against the ropes.
Destroyer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
Dick wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
Destroyer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dick is struggling to control the position.
Destroyer connects with a knee to the head.
Destroyer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dick.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Dick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dick is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Dick wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
Dick wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destroyer stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Destroyer trying to land knees to the body.
Destroyer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Destroyer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but Dick blocks it.
Dick stalls.
Destroyer looking to stall.
Dick lands a body punch.
Destroyer looks gassed!
Destroyer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dick lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Destroyer.
Destroyer trying to control the position but instead, Dick has worked for underhooks and has pushed Destroyer into the ropes.
Dick taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer is trying to stall.
Dick scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dick stalling in the clinch.
Dick is trying to force a seperation but Destroyer has the dominant position.
Dick wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dick on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dick looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Destroyer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dick.

Dick breaks the clinch.

Dick gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Dick tries to score a body lock takedown but Destroyer shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Destroyer is controlling him.
Destroyer unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dick lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tiny Dick dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Dick throws a right hand that Destroyer ducks under and follows up with a left that Destroyer also avoids with ease.
Dick throws a push kick but Destroyer slaps the foot to one side.

Dick has managed to clinch.
Dick working hard to break the clinch.
Destroyer is trying to stall.
Destroyer is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Destroyer just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dick's brow.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Destroyer as Dick tries to tie him up.
Destroyer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Dick tries to break the clinch but Destroyer is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the head but Dick blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destroyer landing knees to the body.
Destroyer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dick's efforts to push away.
Dick is looking to break free of the clinch but Destroyer has double underhooks.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Destroyer missing with knees to the body.
Destroyer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dick drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Destroyer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dick taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Dick blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destroyer working hard to break the clinch.
Dick leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dick tries to break the clinch but Destroyer is controlling the position.
Dick has Destroyer pushed against the ropes.

Dick's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Destroyer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dick.
Dick fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Destroyer on the wrong end of a nice hook.

It looks like Dark Destroyer has been cut.
Destroyer wants to clinch.
Dick throws a nice looking combination but Destroyer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Destroyer clinches but Dick breaks the clinch
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Destroyer wants to clinch

and Dick counters with a crisp right hand that drops Destroyer! Dick lets Destroyer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Destroyer is rocked!
Dick wants to clinch.
Destroyer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tiny Dick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dick fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Destroyer, pushing him back against the ropes.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Destroyer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Destroyer is trying to break free.
Dick is trying to stall.
Destroyer is looking to control Dick's arms but Dick gets an underhook and turns him. Now Destroyer has his back to the ropes.
Dick tries to break free but Destroyer pushes him back against the ropes.
Dick looking for a takedown.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Destroyer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Destroyer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dick misses with a wild combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer wants to clinch but Dick slips to the side
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Destroyer tries to clinch up

and Dick counters with a crisp right hand that drops Destroyer! Dick lets Destroyer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Destroyer is still on wobbly legs! Can Dick finish him?

That has opened up Dark Destroyer's cut even more.
Dick jabs Destroyer right on the nose. Destroyer blinks but takes it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Destroyer tries to clinch up.
Destroyer seems to have recovered his senses.
Dick throws a body punch but Destroyer moves out of range.
Dick throws a series of punches but Destroyer moves out of range.
Destroyer wants to clinch.
Dick is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dick moves in looking to clinch but Destroyer pushes him off.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dark Destroyer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick tries to clinch but Destroyer moves out of range.
Destroyer is looking to clinch but Dick is avoiding it.
Dick tries to clinch but Destroyer moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tiny Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dark Destroyer's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Dick lands a left and a right that send Destroyer crashing to the mat, dazed. Dick thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Dick has managed to clinch.
Destroyer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dick is defending well for now.
Dick is looking to break free of the clinch but Destroyer has double underhooks.
Dick drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Destroyer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Destroyer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Destroyer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dick is defending well for now.
Destroyer misses with a knee to the head.
Destroyer looking to slow down the pace here.
Destroyer working Dick over with knees to the body.
Destroyer is trying to maintain a safe position but Dick gets an underhook and turns Destroyer into the ropes.
Destroyer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dick.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Destroyer missing with knees to the body.
Destroyer tries to stall but Dick uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Destroyer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.

The cut above Dark Destroyer's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Destroyer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Destroyer trying to stall but Dick improves his position.
Come on Dick - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
Destroyer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Destroyer tries to stall but Dick uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Come on Dick - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Dick seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Destroyer is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Dick can't get the takedown.
Destroyer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Dick is trying to break the clinch but Destroyer has him pressed against the ropes.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Dick - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Dick creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dick has had enough of the clinch but Destroyer keeps him there for the moment.
Destroyer letting Dick take a breather here.
Dick looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dick lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Destroyer misses with a knee to the head.
Destroyer keeps control of Dick as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dick tries to stall but Destroyer uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Destroyer obliges.
A knee to the head by Destroyer.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Destroyer obliges.
Destroyer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Dick working hard to break the clinch.
Dick has had enough of the clinch but Destroyer keeps him there for the moment.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Destroyer or not.
Dick scores with a hook to the body.
Dick is trying to break free.
Dick wants to get back to striking at distance but Destroyer won't allow it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dick wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destroyer missing with knees to the body.
Dick has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Destroyer avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiny Dick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Destroyer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dick blocks it with crossed arms.
Dick looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Destroyer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Tiny Dick has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dick leaning his opponent against the ropes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer is trying to stall.
Dick is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dick blocks an elbow strike.
Dick looking for a takedown.
A frustrated look appears on Dick's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Destroyer tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dark Destroyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but Dick blocks it.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Destroyer using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dick has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dick can't break the clinch.
Destroyer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Destroyer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dick.
Dick wants to break free but Destroyer has control.
Destroyer tries a knee to the head but Dick blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tiny Dick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dick has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight for Tiny Dick!
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight for Tiny Dick!
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight for Tiny Dick!

Tiny Dick wins by unanimous decision!