PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jolly Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tracy Gaga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Giant comes to the cage accompanied by Jolly Green Giant - the Kingsmen. Tracy Gaga has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Giant
vs
Gaga

192 cm
27
280 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

200 cm
27
295 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jolly Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tracy Gaga!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gaga tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gaga with a jab.
Giant dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Giant displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gaga throws out the jab.
Gaga takes one on the button.
Giant dives in and grabs Gaga's left leg, looking for a takedown. Gaga pushes down on Giant's head and hops out.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gaga.
Gaga misses with a straight right.
Tracy Gaga seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gaga tests Giant's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Giant tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gaga was well out of range. Poor timing from Giant.
Giant throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A head kick misses from Gaga.
Gaga misses with a body shot
and Giant counters with a leg kick.
Giant uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gaga.
Gaga has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Gaga there as he acknowledges the shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Giant dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gaga takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Gaga looks gassed!
A jab from Giant does it's job there.
Giant thumps Gaga with a low kick.
Giant with a nice cross.
Giant connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gaga momentarily.
Donk. Giant catches Gaga right on the button with a cross.
Gaga takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by Giant.
Giant swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gaga.
Giant lands a nice shot that snaps Gaga's head back.

Giant drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.

Giant decides to stand back up. Giant steps back and let's Gaga get back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gaga takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Giant lands a nice looking body shot.
Giant moves out of range of the body kick from Gaga.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Giant scores with a hook.
Tracy Gaga is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Giant lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nice straight punches there by Giant. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Giant.
Gaga throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Giant throws a nice inside leg kick.
Giant cracks Gaga with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A lazy left from Giant finds it's target.
Giant lands with a hook. Gaga tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Giant scores with a hook to the body. Gaga takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Giant lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Giant lands with an uppercut that bounces Gaga off the cage and back into rage.
Good standup being displayed there by Giant as he connects with a hook.
Giant throws a series of strikes that have Gaga backpedaling.
Gaga tries to move into range but Giant moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Giant lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Danga de danga de dang - Giant scores with a four punch combination!
Giant lands with a shot to the body.
Giant lands a jab.
A left and a right from Giant both land. Nice combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Giant fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Giant bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gaga's head backwards.
Giant lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Gaga is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Giant.
Left hook, right uppercut from Giant.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Giant chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Giant lands a jab followed by a vicious hook that sends Gaga sprawling to the canvas. Giant follows him down, looking for the kill. Can Gaga hang on?

Gaga is rocked!
Giant perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Giant prevents Gaga from standing back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Giant decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Gaga keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Giant.
Giant takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Giant misses with a low kick.
Gaga pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gaga takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Giant is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Giant looks to land a right hand but Gaga moved out of range.
A jab from Gaga misses.
Giant scores with a hook to the body. Gaga takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Giant lands a jab to Gaga's midsection.
Giant is working the combinations to good effect here.
Giant scores with a spinning back kick!
Giant listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good leg kick by Giant there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gaga takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Giant uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Giant smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Giant lunges at Gaga with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Gaga's hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jolly Giant dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Giant lands the left hand.
Giant avoids the head kick by Gaga.
Gaga doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Gaga avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gaga drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nice shot lands for Giant.
A decent looking cross lands there for Giant.
Giant digs a good hook to Gaga's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Giant scores with a decent looking hook.
Gaga misses with a head kick.
Gaga takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jolly Giant is winning the standup battle so far.
Giant slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Giant scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Giant works Gaga's body with a nice hook.
Giant thuds his right hand into Gaga's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Gaga is breathing heavily.

Giant gets the takedown into side control.
Giant taking a breather here.
Giant's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Giant is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Gaga has escaped the position, nice work there.
Giant controlling from side mount.
Giant trying to control the position but Gaga is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A lull in the action here.
Giant is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gaga can do to turn this around?

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Jolly Giant.
Gaga misses with a jab to the body
and Giant counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Giant connects with a nice looking jab.
Gaga swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Giant counters with a straight right hand.
Gaga lands with a slapping head kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Giant as he connects with a hook.
Gaga misses with a hook. Giant ducked under it nicely.
Gaga bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Giant's head backwards.
A head kick misses from Gaga.
Gaga waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Giant.
Gaga misses with a body punch
letting Giant counter with a right hand.
Gaga thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gaga swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Giant counters with a left and a right that stings Gaga.
Gaga is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Giant keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Gaga.
Gaga displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Giant throws out the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Giant throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gaga swings away with a body shot that misses
and Giant counters with a nice uppercut.
Gaga looks to clinch
and Giant counters with a left and a right that stings Gaga.
Gaga takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Giant fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Giant darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Gaga throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gaga scores with a head kick.
Gaga tries to move into range but Giant moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A decent looking cross lands there for Giant.
Gaga drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Giant fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Giant throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Gaga stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot to the liver by Giant. Beautiful body shot.
Giant dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Giant shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Giant with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Giant stops Gaga from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Giant works his way into side control.
Gaga is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Giant controlling the position from side mount.
Gaga is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Giant is controlling him well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jolly Giant dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Gaga throws a head kick that misses.
Gaga has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Gaga dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice body punch from Giant.
A right-left combo lands from Giant.
Good leg kick by Giant there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Gaga takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Giant lands a nice shot that snaps Gaga's head back.
Gaga misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Giant punishes Gaga's body with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Giant fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Giant wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice shot lands for Giant.
Giant bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Giant scores with a hook.
Gaga misses with a hook to the body
and Giant counters with a right hand to the body.
Gaga takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Giant scores with a sloppy right hand. Gaga should have avoided that one.
Gaga takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice uppercut there from Giant.
Donk. Giant catches Gaga right on the button with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Giant.
Giant lands a lovely overhand right.
Giant scores with a shot to the body.
Giant punishes Gaga's body with a nice straight punch.
Giant lands with a shot to the body.
Giant goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Giant lands a jab to the head.
Giant avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd cheers as Giant lands an impressive looking overhand right. Gaga doesn't seem phased though.

Giant closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Gaga to the mat! Gaga manages to get full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Giant showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Giant pushing down on Gaga's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Giant escapes and gets back to his feet.
Giant swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Giant throws out a loose jab but Gaga uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gaga lands a head kick!
Giant uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gaga.
Gaga misses with an uppercut. Giant saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gaga misses with an uppercut. Giant saw that one coming.
Gaga tries a head kick but it misses.
Gaga misses with a jab to the body
and Giant counters with a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Giant. Gaga does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gaga cracks Giant with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Gaga throws a head kick that misses.
Gaga wants to clinch up but Giant keeps it at a distance.
Giant bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gaga's head backwards.
Giant is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Gaga changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gaga throws a head kick that misses
and Giant counters with a stiff right hand.
Giant throws the left hand but Gaga avoids the punch easily.
Giant staying out of range there.
Giant scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Gaga doesn't manage to clinch there - Giant circles away.
A big left from Gaga misses.
Gaga on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Gaga misses with a shot to the body
enabling Giant to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Giant uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gaga.
Gaga throws a head kick but Giant moves out of range.
A slow jab from Gaga misses its intended target.
Gaga throws a lazy right hand but Giant sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A shot to the liver by Giant. Beautiful body shot.
Gaga misses with an uppercut.
Giant connects with a single shot there.
Gaga takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Gaga takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gaga throws a predictable looking body shot
and Giant counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Giant thuds a left hand into Gaga's body.
Giant thuds a left hand into Gaga's body.
Giant cracks Gaga with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Giant scores with a jab. Gaga acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gaga moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Giant bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Giant throws a shot to the body.
Tracy Gaga has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A right-left combo lands from Giant.
Giant smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jolly Giant showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Giant has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:24
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:24
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jolly Giant!