PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Captain Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rusty Trombone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Insano's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Insano Laugh. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Insano
vs
Trombone

180 cm
26
175 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

200 cm
25
182 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition 159 Energy + Stamina
Milwaukee's Best Nutrition 159 Energy + Stamina

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Captain Insano!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rusty Trombone!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Summer Carpenter and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Insano throws a head kick but Trombone moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Insano.

Insano forces Trombone back against the cage and clinches.
Insano stalling against the cage.
Insano looking to throw knees to the head but Trombone is blocking nicely.
Insano blocks the elbow strike.
Insano unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Insano tries a knee to the head but Trombone blocks it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Insano.
Insano tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Trombone avoids it.
Insano creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Insano obliges.
Insano missing with knees to the body.
Trombone avoids a wild elbow strike from Insano.
Insano with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Insano tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Trombone blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Insano is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Trombone is defending well for now.
With the fighters up against the cage, Insano throws an elbow but misses.
Trombone blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Trombone slows down the pace here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Insano throws an elbow but misses.
Insano throws an elbow that misses.
Trombone managing to block the knees to the body from Insano.
Insano lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Trombone blocks the elbow strike.
Trombone is trying to drag Insano to the mat but Insano just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Trombone managing to block the knees to the body from Insano.
Insano lands an elbow inside that Trombone shrugs off.
Insano creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Insano lands a knee to the head.
Insano misses with a knee strike.
Insano tries to land knees in the clinch but Trombone avoids the damage to the body.
Trombone is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Trombone stalling in the clinch.
Trombone managing to block the knees to the body from Insano.
Insano tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Insano tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Trombone avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Trombone digs a right hand into Insano's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Insano's gas tank.
Insano missing with knees to the body.
Trombone trying to control the position but instead, Insano has worked for underhooks and has pushed Trombone into the cage.
Insano pushes off an throws an elbow but Trombone leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Insano working hard to break the clinch.
Trombone is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Insano creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Insano tries to land a knee to the head but Trombone blocks with his arms.
Trombone is trying to maintain a safe position but Insano gets an underhook and turns Trombone into the cage.
Insano is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Trombone is defending well for now.
Insano swings wildly with an uppercut but Trombone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Insano using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Trombone has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Trombone lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Trombone wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Trombone taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Insano.
Insano with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Insano misses with a knee to the head.
Trombone blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Trombone managing to block the knees to the body from Insano.
Insano lands a good knee to the midsection. Trombone won't want to take too many of those.
Insano scores with a knee to the head.
Insano is breathing heavily.
Insano tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Insano misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Trombone.
Insano misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Trombone.
Trombone has Insano pressed against the cage.
Insano throws a knee to the head but misses.
Insano connects with a knee to the head.
Insano tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Insano using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Trombone has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Insano pushes off an throws an elbow but Trombone leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Insano tries to land knees in the clinch but Trombone avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Insano missing with knees to the body.
Insano prevents a takedown attempt there.
Trombone is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Insano tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Trombone avoids it.
Insano prevents Trombone from breaking the clinch.
Insano trying to land knees to the body.
Insano with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Insano gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Insano looking to throw knees to the head but Trombone is blocking nicely.
Trombone just leaning against Insano, taking a breather.
Trombone dodges an elbow strike from Insano.
Insano tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Trombone managing to block the knees to the body from Insano.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Trombone dodges an elbow strike from Insano.
Trombone trying to land knees to the body.
Trombone will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Insano up against the cage.
Insano tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Insano dominated that round.
That's time! Insano's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Trombone checks a leg kick.
Insano looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Trombone checks a low kick from Insano.
Insano with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Insano throws a leg kick but Trombone sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Insano throws a head kick that misses.
Insano throws a wild body kick that Trombone sees coming a mile off.
Trombone catches Insano with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Insano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Insano drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Insano finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Insano misses with a body kick.
Trombone connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A head kick misses from Insano.
Insano fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Trombone checks it well.
Good exchange - Trombone coming out on top.
Insano takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trombone keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Insano throws a sloppy head kick and Trombone moves out of range easily.
Insano throws a push kick but Trombone slaps the foot to one side.
Insano pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Trombone takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Insano looks to land a body kick but Trombone moved away.
Insano tries to clinch there but Trombone circles away.
Insano moves in looking to clinch but Trombone pushes him off.
Trombone scores with a punch to the head.
Captain Insano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Insano throws a head kick but Trombone moves out of range.
Trombone is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Trombone throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Trombone throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Insano's waist but Insano gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Trombone off to one side.
Insano tries to clinch up.
Good work by Trombone as he checks the leg kick.
Trombone lands with an uppercut that bounces Insano off the cage and back into rage.
Trombone lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Insano is rocked!
Insano misses with a low kick.
Oh Insano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trombone drops Insano with a huge uppercut! Insano drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Trombone is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rusty Trombone!
Rusty Trombone is the new welterweight champion!