PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Peterwhacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Von Han (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peterwhacker comes into the arena with Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Von Han enters the cage!

Peterwhacker
vs
Han

190 cm
27
259 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

200 cm
25
276 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™
Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Peterwhacker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Von Han!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peterwhacker looks to land a combination but Han avoids it well.
Peterwhacker throws a body punch but Han moves out of range.
No joy there for Peterwhacker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Peterwhacker blocks the body kick.
Han defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Peterwhacker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Peterwhacker fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Han sprawls well initially but Peterwhacker persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Peterwhacker is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Han is trying to maintain the position but Peterwhacker is very close to passing his half guard.
Han is trying to stand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Han works his way to full guard. Good work.
Peterwhacker is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Han is looking to stand up but Peterwhacker isn't so interested in that idea.
Han is adopting a defensive guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Han keeping full guard, as Peterwhacker tries to pass.
Han avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Han pushes Peterwhacker off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Peterwhacker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Peterwhacker is looking to score with low kicks.
Peterwhacker closes the distance and clinches up with Han, looking for a takedown. Peterwhacker pushes Han against the cage but Han circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Michael Peterwhacker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Han - that will leave a mark!
Peterwhacker is breathing heavily.
Han scoring well with a low kick there.
Von Han is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Peterwhacker steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Han. That one must have hurt.
Han lands a nice looking kick to the body. Peterwhacker takes a step back to recover.
Han is looking to land body kicks.
Han stuns Peterwhacker with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Han throws a leg kick
and Peterwhacker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Han. That's going to slow Peterwhacker down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Han scoring well with a low kick there.
Han lands a nice leg kick that just misses Peterwhacker's sensitive parts.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peterwhacker avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Han throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Peterwhacker takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Han with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Peterwhacker takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Han thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Peterwhacker if he has to take too many more of those.
Han pivots, looking for a leg kick but Peterwhacker is out of range and Han settles back down.
Peterwhacker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Michael Peterwhacker has been cut.
Peterwhacker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Han. Han obviously looking to wear him down.
Han fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Peterwhacker.
Han throws a body kick that misses.
Han thuds his shin into the meat of Peterwhacker's side.
Peterwhacker will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Han.
Han throws a sloppy head kick and Peterwhacker moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Han connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Han chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Han is looking to chop away at Peterwhacker's legs.
Peterwhacker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Peterwhacker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Han swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Han throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Han dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Peterwhacker. That did some damage!
A chopping leg kick lands by Han.
Peterwhacker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Han.
Han throws a combination. Peterwhacker tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Han throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Han connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Han throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Han throws a nice head kick!
Han lands a glancing blow to the side of Peterwhacker's head.
Han throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Von Han dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Michael Peterwhacker's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Han bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Han looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Michael Peterwhacker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Han dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Peterwhacker. That did some damage!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Han misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Peterwhacker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Han throws a head kick but Peterwhacker moves out of range.
Han throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A chopping leg kick lands by Han.
Han keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Han misses with a low kick.
Peterwhacker misses with a hook. Han ducked under it nicely.
Good work by Peterwhacker as he checks the leg kick.
Han lands a head kick. Peterwhacker smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A good leg kick by Han.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Peterwhacker throws a lazy body kick
and Han counters with a head kick. That will keep Peterwhacker thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Peterwhacker avoids the head kick by Han.
Peterwhacker is looking to wear down Han with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Han misses with a kick to the body.
Peterwhacker takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Peterwhacker shoots in looking for a takedown. Han tries to sprawl out of it but Peterwhacker keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Han manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Han misses with a low kick as Peterwhacker jumps back.
Han has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Han.
Han throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Han.
Han lands a nice leg kick that just misses Peterwhacker's sensitive parts.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Han scores with a spinning back kick!
Han thows a body kick. Peterwhacker tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Crunch! Han slams his shin into Peterwhacker's torso.
Han scores with a spinning back kick!
Peterwhacker moves out of range of the body kick from Han.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Han misses with an attempted mid kick.
Han tries to land a body kick
and Peterwhacker counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Peterwhacker takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Han connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Peterwhacker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Han.
Han dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Peterwhacker. That did some damage!
Han throws out a leg kick but Peterwhacker moves out of range and Han only half commits.
Han throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Han lands a head kick!
Han lands a nice looking body kick.
Peterwhacker takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Han scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Han there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Han thumps Peterwhacker with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Peterwhacker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Han.
Peterwhacker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Han. Han obviously looking to wear him down.
Han misses with a low kick.
Han lands a nice leg kick that just misses Peterwhacker's sensitive parts.
Han throws a leg kick which misses Peterwhacker's front leg but catches the back leg as Peterwhacker tries to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Han lets loose with a powerful body kick. Peterwhacker will feel that in the morning.
Peterwhacker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Both fighters circling a little - Han finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Han tries to bum rush Peterwhacker with a series of wild strikes but Peterwhacker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Han throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Peterwhacker on the side of the head.
A head kick from Han lands but Peterwhacker takes it in his stride.
Han scores with a spinning back kick!
Nice body kick from Han.
Peterwhacker misses with a looping left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Han. Han obviously looking to wear him down.
Han connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Han. That's going to slow Peterwhacker down.
Han pushes Peterwhacker away with a front kick.
Peterwhacker blocks a head kick by Han.
An inside leg kick lands from Han.
Peterwhacker blocks a low kick nicely.
Han fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Peterwhacker checks it well.
Han misses with a low kick.
Peterwhacker with a poor takedown
and Han counters with a nice body kick.
Han lands with a nice body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Peterwhacker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Han.
Nice uppercut there from Han.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Han.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Von Han showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Michael Peterwhacker's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Han walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Peterwhacker checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A left and a right from Peterwhacker both land. Nice combination.
Han lets loose with a powerful body kick. Peterwhacker will feel that in the morning.
Han scores with a jab.
Han fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Han will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice body kick from Han.
Han buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Peterwhacker walks forward, straight into a front kick from Han.
A solid leg kick lands there for Han.
Han has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Peterwhacker takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Han pushes Peterwhacker away with a front kick.
Han turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Han scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Han. Peterwhacker shrugs it off though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Han buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Han keeps Peterwhacker at a distance using the push kick.
Peterwhacker takes one to the side of the head.
Han throws a solid leg kick but Peterwhacker takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Han.
A slapping body kick lands there for Han.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Peterwhacker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Von Han seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Han thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Peterwhacker if he has to take too many more of those.
Han thows a body kick. Peterwhacker tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Han.
Han throws a head kick but Peterwhacker moves out of range.
Han throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Han - that will leave a mark!
Han tries a head kick but it misses.
Peterwhacker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Peterwhacker checks a leg kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Han misses with a low kick.
Peterwhacker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Han, right into the meat.
Han goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Han misses with a head kick.
Von Han is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Peterwhacker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Han can pounce on him.
Han lands a head kick!
Horrible takedown by Peterwhacker or perhaps it was just good defense by Han which made him look bad.
Peterwhacker takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Han.
Han connects with a solid leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Han finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Han tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Peterwhacker looks to score with a jab to the body but Han is just out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Han.
Peterwhacker tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Han chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Han throws a good cross that connects.
Han throws a nice outside leg kick.
Peterwhacker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Han thumps Peterwhacker with a low kick.
Han cracks the inside of Peterwhacker's front leg.
A thudding body kick lands there by Han!
A chopping leg kick lands by Han.
A good leg kick by Han.
Han looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Han. Peterwhacker shrugs it off though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Han throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Han looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Han dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Peterwhacker. That did some damage!
Han lands a head kick!
Peterwhacker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Han feints and then cracks Peterwhacker's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Peterwhacker down.
Han scores with a spinning back kick!
Michael Peterwhacker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Han - that will leave a mark!
Crunch! Han slams his shin into Peterwhacker's torso.
Peterwhacker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Han can pounce on him.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Han scores with a head kick.
Han turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Han explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Han thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Peterwhacker if he has to take too many more of those.

And that's the end of the fight!
Von Han comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Han winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 24:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 24:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Von Han! Von Han retains his heavyweight title!