PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Umaga Beeturasa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatty Fatty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeturasa's entrance music is Metallicas Sanatarium, coming home. A fine choice. Fatty Fatty will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Beeturasa
vs
Fatty

175 cm
24
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

194 cm
24
299 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Umaga Beeturasa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fatty Fatty!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Beeturasa shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Beeturasa was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Fatty blocking the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beeturasa throws some wild stikes that Fatty manages to avoid easily.
Beeturasa has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Beeturasa landing punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beeturasa is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Fatty goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Beeturasa!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Umaga Beeturasa!