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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Karen Jarebadyan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and wrasslle mi pussy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). wrasslle mi pussy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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294 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karen Jarebadyan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, wrasslle mi pussy !
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
pussy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
pussy fails to land the takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from pussy .
Jarebadyan gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
pussy trying to control the position from guard on top but Jarebadyan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
pussy won't allow Jarebadyan to get back to his feet.
pussy lands a couple of elbows.
pussy trying to control the position from guard on top but Jarebadyan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jarebadyan wants to sweep here but pussy controlling him for the moment.
pussy throws and elbow that misses. Jarebadyan uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in pussy 's guard. Nice move by Jarebadyan!
Jarebadyan won't allow pussy to get back to his feet.
pussy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jarebadyan's corner is telling him to maintain position.
pussy wants to stand and escape but Jarebadyan is having none of it.
Jarebadyan throwing strikes but missing.
Jarebadyan slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Jarebadyan gets to his feet - pussy follows without any prompting.
Jarebadyan cracks pussy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jarebadyan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
pussy closes the distance and clinches up with Jarebadyan, looking for a takedown. pussy pushes Jarebadyan against the cage but Jarebadyan circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Karen Jarebadyan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of wrasslle mi pussy .
Jarebadyan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from pussy .
Nice takedown defense from Jarebadyan. No joy for pussy on that attempt.
No luck with that takedown attempt from pussy .
pussy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
pussy looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
pussy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jarebadyan as he jumps to the side.
Jarebadyan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jarebadyan moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jarebadyan displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from pussy .
Nice shot by Jarebadyan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karen Jarebadyan dominated that round.
That's time! Jarebadyan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Jarebadyan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent pussy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice body punch from Jarebadyan.
Jarebadyan dips to his left and cracks pussy with an uppercut!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jarebadyan drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks pussy right on the button. pussy goes down! Jarebadyan follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Jarebadyan gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Karen Jarebadyan!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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