PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Bond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bond has chosen james bond theme tune as his entrance music. James Bond has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dickus jr
vs
Bond

174 cm
21
180 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

172 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Biggus Dickus jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, James Bond!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus jr shoots in but no luck this time.

Bond scores a takedown into full mount!
Dickus jr tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bond blocks Dickus jr's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Bond prevents Dickus jr from getting the reversal.

Bond get's back to his feet.

Dickus jr fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Bond sprawls well initially but Dickus jr persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Bond manages to get to full guard.

Bond is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dickus jr defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bond tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dickus jr is looking to work some ground and pound but Bond has wrist control.

Bond is trying to control the position here. Dickus jr has hold of a guillotine from the top though... oh, that looks naaaaasty, will Bond tap? Yes he will! The fight is all over! Dickus jr jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Biggus Dickus jr!