PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bubba Willis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stitch Mouth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stitch Mouth is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Willis
vs
Mouth

185 cm
19
140 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

160 cm
25
142 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bubba Willis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Stitch Mouth!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mouth throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Willis.
Mouth throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Willis.
Willis tried to score with a low kick but Mouth checks it.
Willis walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mouth.
Mouth throws a nice looking combination but Willis bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Willis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mouth.
Willis blocks a head kick by Mouth.
Willis fails with a takedown attempt.
Willis will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mouth moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Willis fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bubba Willis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Willis is breathing heavily.
Willis drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A combination from Mouth does no damage.
Mouth scores with the left hand. Willis knows he should have avoided that one.
Willis really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mouth swinging wildly here.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mouth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mouth lands a slapping body shot.
Mouth connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Willis! He's out on his feet! Mouth rushes in and drops Willis with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stitch Mouth!