PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike The Judge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Motörhead - Killed By Death. Mike The Judge will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jeremy
vs
The Judge

167 cm
26
280 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

200 cm
22
255 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Judge!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Judge moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but The Judge sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Judge doesn't seem bothered though.
The Judge lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Jeremy lands a jab to the nose.
The Judge scores with the left hand. Jeremy knows he should have avoided that one.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
The Judge slips under a jab from Jeremy.
Jeremy avoids a punch combination nicely.

Jeremy instigates a clinch.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Mike The Judge has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Judge wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jeremy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Judge's defenses.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Judge wants to get back to striking at distance but Jeremy won't allow it.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Judge wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped The Judge in his tracks for a moment.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped The Judge in his tracks for a moment.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped The Judge in his tracks for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that The Judge shrugs off.

That has opened up Mike The Judge's cut even more.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
The Judge dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards The Judge's brow.
The Judge wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped The Judge in his tracks for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The Judge is looking to break free of the clinch but Jeremy has double underhooks.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Judge's efforts to push away.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.

The cut above Mike The Judge's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The Judge tries to circle away but Jeremy has him pinned against the cage.
The Judge has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Judge avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but The Judge leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The Judge dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
The Judge wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jeremy has him pressed against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards The Judge's brow.
The Judge dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
The Judge dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside that The Judge shrugs off.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
The Judge dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
The Judge takes an elbow to the forehead.

Mike The Judge's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.

The Judge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Judge keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Judge swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Judge uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
The Judge looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jeremy digs a good body shot into The Judge's ribs.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from The Judge.
The Judge misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
The Judge moves away from the strike by Jeremy.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Jeremy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Jeremy throws the left hand but The Judge avoids the punch easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Judge lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.

Jeremy clinches up with The Judge and pushes him back against the cage.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Judge is looking to break free of the clinch but Jeremy has double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mike The Judge will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Jeremy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jeremy cracks a nice hook into The Judge's ribs.

Jeremy moves into range and clinches up with The Judge.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy pushes off an throws an elbow but The Judge leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
The Judge avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jeremy has The Judge pressed against the cage, preventing The Judge from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Judge blocks an elbow strike.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Judge blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards The Judge's brow.
The Judge avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Judge avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.

The Judge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Judge misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
The Judge misses with a hook.
Jeremy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from The Judge.
The Judge misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Judge loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
Jeremy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Judge.
The Judge slips under a jab.
The Judge connects with a body shot.
Jeremy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Judge.

Jeremy clinches up against the cage.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
The Judge dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped The Judge in his tracks for a moment.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Jeremy lands an elbow just above The Judge 's eye.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mike The Judge's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ron Jeremy!