PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between G Kar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Kar might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Babylon 5. Al Kaholic has chosen Cant Be Touched as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that G Kar has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily G Kar seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kar
vs
Al Kaholic

194 cm
26
276 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

225 cm
27
266 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Resistance

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, G Kar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Al Al Kaholic !
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Eddie Farnsworth and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al Kaholic misses with a straight right.
Kar shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Al Kaholic but Al Kaholic pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Al Kaholic fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Al Kaholic throws and low kick but Kar moves out of range easily.
Al Kaholic connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kar scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A solid leg kick lands there for Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic dodges the punch combination from Kar.
Kar steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Al Kaholic . That one must have hurt.
Kar takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kar defending well as Al Kaholic loads up on a big left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kar connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kar misses with a hook.
Kar misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kar looks to score with a jab to the body but Al Kaholic is just out of range.
Kar throws a body kick that misses.
Kar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Al Kaholic pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kar takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Al Kaholic doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Al Kaholic throws out the jab.
Al Kaholic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kar manages to avoid it.
Al Kaholic is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kar.
Kar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick but Kar moves out of range.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that half lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Al Kaholic wants to land a leg kick but Kar is out of range.
Al Kaholic motions for Kar to come forward. Al Kaholic throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A clash of legs there as Kar blocks the low kick.
Kar throws a series of punches but Al Kaholic moves out of range.
Al Kaholic moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Al Kaholic slaps away a takedown attempt from Kar, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for G Kar. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like Al Al Kaholic has been cut.
Al Kaholic thumps Kar with a low kick.
Al Kaholic lands a jab to the head.
Al Kaholic lands with an uppercut that bounces Kar off the cage and back into rage.
Al Kaholic tries to score with a low kick but Kar moves his leg out of the way.
Al Kaholic dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Al Kaholic has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Al Kaholic tries to close the distance and clinch but Kar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Al Kaholic manages to avoid it.
Kar thows a body shot but no joy.
Kar looks to land a right hand but Al Kaholic moved out of range.
Al Kaholic with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic throws out a leg kick but Kar moves out of range and Al Kaholic only half commits.
Al Kaholic scores with a jab to the body.
Kar shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Al Kaholic defends it nicely.
Al Kaholic lands with a nice body kick.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kar.
Kar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Al Kaholic .
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Al Kaholic throws a looping overhand right but Kar ducks down to avoid it.
Al Kaholic tries to land a leg kick but Kar saw it coming and moves away.
Al Kaholic looks to land a body kick but Kar moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Al Al Kaholic will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Al Al Kaholic 's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kar walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Al Kaholic lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kar will feel that in the morning.
Some bone on bone action there as Kar checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Al Kaholic throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kar counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kar throws a right hand that Al Kaholic ducks under and follows up with a left that Al Kaholic also avoids with ease.
Kar walks into a straight right hand from Al Kaholic .
Kar misses with an uppercut. Al Kaholic saw that one coming.
Kar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Al Kaholic is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Al Kaholic feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kar's calf.
Some wild striking there from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kar misses with a body shot.
Al Al Kaholic seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic looks for the body kick but Kar saw that one coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic throws a solid leg kick but Kar takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kar counters with a huge head kick that drops Al Kaholic ! The ref dives in to stop the fight and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). G Kar!
G Kar retains his heavyweight title!