PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McJitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sven Tveskoeg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tveskoeg is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ramstein - Feuer Frei. Fatty McJitsu looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

McJitsu
vs
Tveskoeg

205 cm
21
280 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

194 cm
22
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fatty McJitsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sven Tveskoeg!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Leandro Rodrigues and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McJitsu walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Fatty McJitsu has been cut.
Nice sprawl there from Tveskoeg as McJitsu shoots in.

McJitsu looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Tveskoeg wants to improve his position but instead McJitsu has moved into half guard.
McJitsu is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McJitsu perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Tveskoeg really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McJitsu. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Tveskoeg has one foot on McJitsu's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Tveskoeg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McJitsu shoots in but no luck this time.

McJitsu scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McJitsu prevents Tveskoeg from improving his position.
McJitsu is breathing heavily.
Tveskoeg is refusing to be controlled, as McJitsu sits in half guard.
Tveskoeg is trying to stand back up but McJitsu is controlling him
McJitsu has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McJitsu is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Tveskoeg has one foot on McJitsu's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Sven Tveskoeg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tveskoeg with a jab.
McJitsu walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Tveskoeg throws a right and a left that both miss.

Tveskoeg moves into the clinch successfully.

Tveskoeg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McJitsu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tveskoeg.
Tveskoeg lands a right hook to the body.

Tveskoeg changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. McJitsu looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tveskoeg fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Tveskoeg working away.
McJitsu manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
McJitsu gets full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McJitsu wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Tveskoeg stopping the sweep attempt from McJitsu.
McJitsu not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Tveskoeg postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McJitsu is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Tveskoeg throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McJitsu works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McJitsu keeping full guard, as Tveskoeg tries to pass.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
McJitsu ducks under a wild hook from Tveskoeg.
Tveskoeg swats away the attempt to clinch by McJitsu.
McJitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tveskoeg pinned against the cage. Tveskoeg gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fatty McJitsu. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tveskoeg circles away from the clinch attempt
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and Tveskoeg counters with a left to the body.
Tveskoeg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tveskoeg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tveskoeg swinging wilding here.
Tveskoeg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tveskoeg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tveskoeg misses with a looping right.
Tveskoeg dodges the punch combination from McJitsu.
A big right from Tveskoeg misses.
Tveskoeg shoots in for a takedown but McJitsu shows good takedown defense.
Tveskoeg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and McJitsu counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Tveskoeg wants to control but McJitsu is keeping busy.

Tveskoeg has one foot on McJitsu's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

Tveskoeg gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Tveskoeg breaks from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Tveskoeg.
McJitsu tries to close the distance and clinch but Tveskoeg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McJitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Tveskoeg pinned against the cage. Tveskoeg gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A left lands for Tveskoeg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McJitsu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tveskoeg misses with a body shot.
Tveskoeg scores with a jab to the head.
Tveskoeg circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tveskoeg throws a left and a right that both miss
and McJitsu counters with a left and a right that stings Tveskoeg.
McJitsu looks for a takedown but Tveskoeg sprawls well.
McJitsu changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Tveskoeg tries to avoid it but McJitsu manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Tveskoeg to the ground. Tveskoeg escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
McJitsu shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Tveskoeg but Tveskoeg pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tveskoeg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and McJitsu counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Tveskoeg's guard now.

Tveskoeg wriggles free and stands up.

McJitsu looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Tveskoeg is trying to stand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fatty McJitsu will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Fatty McJitsu's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

McJitsu throws a leg kick but Tveskoeg moved away.
Tveskoeg slow jab from McJitsu misses its intended target.
McJitsu lands a brutal head kick. Tveskoeg looks out on his feet and McJitsu throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Fatty McJitsu!