PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Louis Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evans comes to the cage accompanied by Panasonic Youth by The Dillinger Escape Plan. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Evans
vs
Turd

177 cm
21
168 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

175 cm
24
163 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Louis Evans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, John Roberts and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Turd shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Evans defends it nicely.
Evans ducks right into an uppercut from Turd.
Evans lands with an uppercut that bounces Turd off the cage and back into rage.
Evans lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Turd backs up against the cage.

It looks like One Turd has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd throws a chopping leg kick but Evans manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turd slips a jab and a cross from Evans.
Evans connects with a right hand. Turd shakes it off.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
Good standup being displayed there by Evans as he connects with a hook.
Turd tries to score a power double leg takedown but Evans sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Turd somewhat.
Louis Evans has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Turd looks to land a body kick but Evans moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans moves out of range of the strikes.
Turd tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Evans swivels and escapes.
Turd throws a body kick that misses.
Turd misses with a combination
and Evans cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
One Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd looks gassed!
Evans bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Turd's head.
Evans scores with a body shot.
Turd is trying desperately to land a takedown but Evans is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Turd.
Evans punishes Turd's body with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Evans lands a glancing blow to the side of Turd's head.

Evans lands a left and a right that send Turd crashing to the mat, dazed. Evans thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Turd is rocked!
Evans fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Turd square on the jaw! Damn, Turd is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Louis Evans!