PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boob Naboob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Tamburello (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Naboob comes to the cage accompanied by Bullet With Butterfly Wings. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Naboob
vs
Tamburello

185 cm
25
203 lbs
6 - 7 - 1

184 cm
24
205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Boob Naboob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris Tamburello!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naboob wants to clinch.
Tamburello swings for the body but Naboob moves out of range.

Naboob rushes Tamburello and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Naboob has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Tamburello is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Tamburello tries to break free but Naboob pushes him back against the cage.
Tamburello is trying to break the clinch but Naboob has him pressed against the cage.
Tamburello is trying to break free.
Tamburello wants to get back to striking at distance but Naboob won't allow it.

Naboob ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Naboob no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Tamburello got a little sloppy there for a moment and Naboob has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Tamburello has managed to get both his arms back between Naboob's legs - danger averted.
Naboob looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tamburello is one step ahead there.

Naboob has his feet on Tamburello's thighs here. He's pushed Tamburello off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Tamburello screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Boob Naboob!