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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Law (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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220 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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205 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Law!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Columbo Gatti and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Law swings for the body but Pisse moves out of range.
Law avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Law takes a swing at Pisse's ribcage but misses.
The Law seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Law does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse defending well as Law loads up on a big left hand.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Pisse showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Law.
Pisse swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Law throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisse moves out of range as Law strikes.
A big right from Law misses.
Law lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pisse at a distance.
Pisse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisse tries to land a leg kick but Law saw it coming and moves away.
Pisse swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Law counters by clinching up.
Law lands with a light punch inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Law.
Pisse misses with a punch to the body.
Pisse wants a takedown but no success here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Law scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Law lands with a right to the head.
Law swings wildly with an uppercut but Pisse uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for Law.
Law leaning against his opponent.
A shot in the inside from Law.
Pisse fails to pull guard.
Law lands a shot to the body.
Law stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Pisse looks gassed!
A right hook to the body lands for Law.
Law lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Law is pressed up against the cage. Pisse has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Law down to the mat. Law avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The Law has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nisse Pisse.
Law fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pisse on the side of the head.
Pisse has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Law moves into range and connects with a jab.
Law lands with a shot to the body.
Pisse throws a combination that misses
and Law counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pisse avoids a punch combination nicely.
Law lands a jab to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Law.
Law throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisse misses with a wild body shot.
Pisse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisse lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pisse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Law.
Law fails to land with a series of punches.
Law is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pisse does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pisse with a nice cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from Law. Pisse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Law misses with a body shot
and Pisse counters with a three punch combo that has Law backing up. Law nods at Pisse to acknowledge the strikes.
Pisse lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Law backs up against the cage.
Law throws a body punch but Pisse moves out of range.
Pisse misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Law.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Law showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pisse.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Law.
Nice shot by Law.
Law avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pisse throws a nice looking combination but Law bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Law lands a nice shot that snaps Pisse's head back.
Law misses with a double jab
and Pisse counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Law closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pisse fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Law dodges the punch combination from Pisse.
Law takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pisse misses with a double jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Law tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pisse swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Law avoids them all with ease.
Law misses with a jab to the body
and Pisse counters with a stiff right hand.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Law moves out of range.
Law misses with a straight left.
Law lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Law is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Law. Pisse does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pisse misses with a wild body shot.
Pisse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Law was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisse.
Law avoids a punch combination nicely.
Law takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Law jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Law throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the body from Law misses
and Pisse connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Law dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Law lands with a cross.
Pisse digs a good body shot into Law's ribs.
Pisse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Law moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Law avoids them all with ease.
Law misses with a hook to the body
and Pisse counters with a series of strikes. Law will be more careful next time no doubt.
Pisse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
Law swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pisse counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Law avoids it well.
Pisse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Law manages to avoid it.
Pisse lands a jab to Law's midsection.
Jab from Pisse.
Decent striking displayed by Pisse there.
Pisse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Law stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Law walks into a left hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pisse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Law doesn't seem bothered though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Law throws a right and a left that Pisse avoids nicely.
The Law is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisse throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pisse lands a jab to the head.
Pisse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Law does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Decent striking displayed by Pisse there.
Pisse throws a right hand that Law ducks under and follows up with a left that Law also avoids with ease.
Pisse throws a right and a left that Law avoids nicely.
Pisse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Law takes a swing at Pisse's ribcage but misses.
Law slips a jab and a cross from Pisse.
Pisse avoids the body shot from Law.
Law ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Law takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Left hook, right uppercut from Law.
The fight stays on the outside here - Law looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisse pivots, looking for a leg kick but Law is out of range and Pisse settles back down.
Law gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Pisse.
Pisse lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Pisse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pisse with a jab.
Pisse uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Law.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
Law looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisse is just out of range.
Pisse lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Law takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pisse lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Law has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Law and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Law moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Law was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisse.
Pisse slips under a jab.
A swing and a miss from Law.
Pisse displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
Nisse Pisse seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Law uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisse.
Pisse tests Law's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Law misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pisse.
Law swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pisse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Pisse tests Law's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Law throws a hook but Pisse blocks it.
Pisse tests Law's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pisse goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Law avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pisse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Law doesn't seem bothered though.
Law is looking to wear down Pisse with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pisse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisse connects with a jab.
Pisse misses with a few strikes there.
Law scores with a jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Pisse scores with a four punch combination!
Pisse looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pisse walks into a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Law tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pisse was well out of range. Poor timing from Law.
Law walks into a jab.
Law swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pisse counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pisse is working the combinations to good effect here.
Pisse jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nisse Pisse showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Pisse displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisse. Law does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisse fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Law is out of range.
Pisse takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Law on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pisse throws a hook but Law avoids it easily.
Law lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Law wants to clinch.
Law avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pisse tries a low kick but Law avoids it.
Law misses with a straight left.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pisse throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pisse scores with a one two! Law had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Pisse does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Law takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A swing and a miss from Law.
Law swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pisse counters with a nice uppercut.
Law doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Law misses the body punch
and Pisse counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pisse lands a right hook to the body.
Pisse displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Pisse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Law takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pisse lands a nice shot that snaps Law's head back.
Pisse looks to land a right hand but Law moved out of range.
Law throws a series of punches but Pisse avoids them all with ease.
Pisse lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Law looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Law misses
and Pisse counters with a one-two to the body.
Law with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pisse to score with a decent uppercut.
Law takes a swing at Pisse's ribcage but misses.
Pisse cracks Law with a good jab.
Law scores with a one two! Pisse had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Pisse scores with a three punch combo!
Law misses with a straight left.
Pisse tries to bum rush Law with a series of wild strikes but Law uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pisse slips a jab and a cross from Law.
Law swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Law circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice cross by Law.
Law avoids the body shot from Pisse.
Law misses the body punch
and Pisse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Law.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Law finds it's way through Pisse's defenses.
Law lands with a shot to the body.
Law takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pisse scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Law looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Pisse swinging wildly here.
Decent striking displayed by Law there.
A left lands for Law.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pisse takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Law thows a body shot but no joy.
Pisse slips a straight right by Law.
Pisse misses with a shot to the body
and Law counters with a right hand to the body.
Pisse throws a series of punches but Law moves out of range.
Pisse cracks Law with an open hand slap.
Pisse scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse throws a right hand that Law ducks under and follows up with a left that Law also avoids with ease.
Law lands with a cross.
Law misses with a body shot
and Pisse counters with a two punch combo.
Pisse has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Law finds it's way round the side to connect with Pisse's head.
Law misses with a body shot.
A shot to the liver by Pisse. Beautiful body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pisse.
Pisse takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Law with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pisse with a hook.
Pisse scores with a three punch combo!
Pisse pivots, looking for a leg kick but Law is out of range and Pisse settles back down.
Pisse misses with a two punch combination.
Law looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Law misses with a looping right.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Pisse comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pisse has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!
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