|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Heinrich Himmler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kid GNP (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heinrich Himmler had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
 |
|
 |
| 189 cm
18
168 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
|
160 cm
25
150 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cuts easily |
|
Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Heinrich Himmler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kid GNP!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Hugh Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Himmler cracks GNP with a right hand to the side of the head.
Himmler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Himmler thuds a left hand into GNP's body.
Himmler misses with a looping right.
GNP gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Himmler closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Himmler stops a takedown attempt from GNP.
Himmler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
GNP can't get the takedown.
Himmler gets underhooks to prevent GNP's takedown attempt.
Heinrich Himmler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kid GNP.
Himmler comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
GNP takes an elbow to the temple.
GNP tries for a takedown. No joy.
Himmler stalling the fight.
Himmler tries to circle away but GNP has him pinned against the cage.
GNP changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Himmler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
GNP looks gassed!
GNP showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Himmler.
That's one minute gone in the round.
GNP takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Himmler rushes GNP and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
GNP can't get the takedown.
Himmler lands with a right to the head.
GNP keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Himmler's efforts to push away.
The referee calls for Himmler to work.
Himmler lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Himmler is trying to break the clinch but GNP has him pressed against the cage.
Himmler working hard to break the clinch.
GNP is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Himmler gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Himmler lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
GNP wants a takedown.
A short right from Himmler on the inside.
Himmler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
GNP keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Himmler's efforts to push away.
Himmler has GNP pressed against the cage.
GNP prevents Himmler from breaking the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Himmler lands a nice elbow.
Himmler lands a left hand.
Himmler has had enough of the clinch but GNP keeps him there for the moment.
Himmler lands an elbow inside that GNP shrugs off.
Himmler manages to break the clinch.
Himmler scores with a sloppy right hand. GNP should have avoided that one.
GNP with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Himmler to score with a decent uppercut.
Himmler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Himmler catches GNP with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Heinrich Himmler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Himmler with a hook.
Himmler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
GNP walks into a straight right hand from Himmler.
Himmler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Himmler scores with a jab.
Himmler jabs at GNP's body.
Himmler dips to his left and cracks GNP with an uppercut!
GNP changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Himmler tries to avoid it but GNP manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Himmler to the ground. Himmler escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
GNP walks into a straight right hand from Himmler.
Himmler scores with a jab.
Himmler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before GNP has time to react.
Himmler lands a glancing blow to the side of GNP's head.
GNP takes one on the button.
Himmler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Himmler scores with a three punch combo!
Himmler connects with a good right hand that stumbles GNP. GNP circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Himmler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Himmler uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A combination from Himmler does no damage.
GNP has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
GNP showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Himmler.
GNP takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
GNP gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Himmler.
Himmler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
GNP shoots in for a takedown but Himmler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinrich Himmler dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
GNP gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Himmler.
GNP fails to land the takedown.
A punch lands to the side of GNP 's head but he takes it in his stride.
GNP takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Himmler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
GNP takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
GNP slips a jab and a cross from Himmler.
Himmler lands the left hand.
Himmler closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
GNP is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
GNP is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Himmler gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Himmler trying to control the position but instead, GNP has worked for underhooks and has pushed Himmler into the cage.
Himmler gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from GNP.
Heinrich Himmler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kid GNP.
GNP changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Himmler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Himmler lands a nice shot to the body.
Himmler works over GNP's head and body with a nice combination.
Heinrich Himmler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheers as Himmler lands an impressive looking overhand right. GNP doesn't seem phased though.
Himmler lands with a right hand.
Nice shot lands for Himmler.
Himmler throws a series of strikes that have GNP backpedaling.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
GNP takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Himmler jabs GNP right on the nose. GNP blinks but takes it well.
Himmler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Himmler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between GNP's hands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Himmler.
Himmler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
GNP on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Himmler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent GNP stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Himmler lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as GNP backs up against the cage.
Himmler gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
GNP keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Himmler's efforts to push away.
Himmler lands a damaging elbow.
Himmler working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Himmler is looking to break free of the clinch but GNP has double underhooks.
GNP wants a takedown.
Himmler scores with a shot to the side of GNP's head.
Himmler is looking to break free of the clinch but GNP has double underhooks.
GNP takes an elbow to the forehead.
Himmler lands a right hand.
GNP tries to score a body lock takedown but Himmler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Himmler tries to circle away but GNP has him pinned against the cage.
Himmler is trying to break the clinch but GNP is controlling him.
Himmler lands with a right to the head.
Himmler lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Himmler stalling in the clinch.
Himmler lands with a left to the head.
Himmler tries to break the clinch but GNP is controlling the position.
Himmler tries to break the clinch but GNP is controlling the position.
Himmler is trying to break free.
Himmler lands a shoulder strike.
Himmler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
GNP keeps control of Himmler as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Himmler taking a breather.
GNP keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Himmler's efforts to push away.
Himmler lands a damaging elbow.
Nice elbow from Himmler.
GNP goes for a takedown in the clinch but Himmler prevents it.
Himmler displaying some good clinch control by pressing GNP up against the cage.
Himmler gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by GNP as Himmler tries to tie him up.
Himmler lands a damaging elbow.
Stalling in the clinch from Himmler.
GNP has Himmler pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Himmler manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Himmler is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Himmler is trying to break the clinch but GNP has him pressed against the cage.
Himmler scores with a shot to the side of GNP's head.
Himmler breaks from the clinch.
Himmler with a jab.
Himmler lands with a hook. GNP tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Himmler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Himmler lands a jab to the nose.
Himmler scores with a crisp jab that stopped GNP in his tracks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinrich Himmler dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Himmler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Himmler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Himmler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Himmler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Himmler.
Himmler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Himmler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Himmler lands with a nice combination. GNP backs away looking to recover.
Himmler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
GNP takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Himmler swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by GNP.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Himmler throws a looping overhand right but GNP ducks down to avoid it.
Himmler fails in his attempt to clinch.
Good exchange - Himmler coming out on top.
Himmler lands an overhand right.
GNP keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Himmler.
Himmler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but GNP moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Himmler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by GNP.
Himmler scores with a decent looking hook.
Himmler moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kid GNP has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Danga de danga de dang - Himmler scores with a four punch combination!
No luck with that takedown attempt from GNP.
Himmler lands a lovely overhand right.
GNP walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Himmler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Himmler works over GNP's head and body with a nice combination.
Himmler scores with a jab to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Himmler. No joy for GNP on that attempt.
Himmler digs a good body shot into GNP's ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Himmler scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
GNP takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Himmler throws a nice looking combination but GNP bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Himmler connects with a looping right hand.
Himmler catches GNP with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Himmler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Himmler lands a jab to the head.
GNP takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Himmler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
GNP has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Himmler finds it's way round the side to connect with GNP's head.
Himmler lands with a good body shot.
Himmler lands a glancing blow to the side of GNP's head.
GNP gets a takedown into half guard.
Himmler trying to hold on to GNP's head to control him but GNP postures up.
Himmler is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Himmler is looking for a sweep. GNP is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Heinrich Himmler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Himmler wants to control but GNP is keeping busy.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heinrich Himmler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Himmler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinrich Himmler!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
20% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
