PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tee Pee Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott McRiver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scott McRiver told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Pee Cornholio
vs
McRiver

191 cm
20
235 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

194 cm
22
272 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very confident

S.W.A.T.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Tee Pee Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Scott McRiver!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, William Gold and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McRiver as he avoids it easily.
Cornholio swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McRiver throws a right hand that Cornholio ducks under and follows up with a left that Cornholio also avoids with ease.

Cornholio changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. McRiver looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McRiver gets back to half guard.

Cornholio is trying to work for a kimura but McRiver is defending well.

Cornholio is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, McRiver has managed to free his arm - good work.
Cornholio prevents McRiver from improving his position.
McRiver wants to get back to his feet.
McRiver makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McRiver.
Cornholio stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McRiver swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McRiver keeping moving, preventing Cornholio from controlling successfully.

Cornholio avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
McRiver tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McRiver keeping moving, preventing Cornholio from controlling successfully.
McRiver looks gassed!
Cornholio looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cornholio cracks McRiver with a solid left hand.

Cornholio gets to his feet - McRiver follows without any prompting.
Cornholio shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts McRiver as he jumps to the side.
McRiver throws a right and a left that both miss.
McRiver throws a right hand that Cornholio ducks under and follows up with a left that Cornholio also avoids with ease.
Horrible takedown by McRiver or perhaps it was just good defense by Cornholio which made him look bad.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cornholio shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tee Pee Cornholio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McRiver fails in his attempt to clinch.
McRiver swinging wilding here.
McRiver throws a nice looking combination but Cornholio bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A shot to de liver by McRiver. Beautiful body shot.
McRiver lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Cornholio can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from McRiver and Cornholio drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by McRiver.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scott McRiver!