PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bro Ham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustafa Al Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Turd has chosen Jump on It as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ham
vs
Al Turd

165 cm
25
159 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

170 cm
21
166 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bro Ham!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mustafa Al Turd!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Luis Engracia and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ham misses with a body shot.
Ham moves out of range of the leg kick from Al Turd.
A combination from Al Turd does no damage.
Ham scores with a nice right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Ham misses the target.
Al Turd throws a right hand that Ham ducks under and follows up with a left that Ham also avoids with ease.
Ham wants to slow Al Turd down by chopping away at his legs.
Al Turd tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ham is able to avoid easily.
Some wild striking there from Al Turd.
Ham throws a low kick, looking for Al Turd's leg but Al Turd calmly moves out of range.
Ham displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Al Turd throws out the jab.
Ham throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Al Turd fails in his attempt to clinch.
Al Turd ducks under a wild hook from Ham.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Ham drives through with a takedown into guard.
Ham works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Ham with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Al Turd trying to control from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Turd is not content to let Ham control the position.
Ham with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Ham is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ham trying to control but he's not successful this time.
A nice elbow there by Ham.
Ham sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd is looking to get to half guard.
Ham postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Al Turd looks a forlorn figure.
Al Turd tries to hold on but Ham pushes him away.
Al Turd working to try and regain half guard.
Ham scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Al Turd?
Ham wants to control but instead Al Turd manages to regain half guard.
Al Turd is not content to let Ham control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bro Ham.
Ham swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mustafa Al Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Al Turd moves out of range as Ham throws a body kick.
Ham misses with a low kick.
Ham avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ham misses with a straight left.
Al Turd tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ham paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Al Turd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice body punch from Ham.
Ham throws a leg kick
and Al Turd counters with an inside leg kick.
Ham scores with a push kick.
Al Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but Ham is just out of range.

Ham feints and as Al Turd raises his hands in defense, Ham changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Ham trying to control but Al Turd is working from the bottom.
Ham is really struggling to control Al Turd but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Ham is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Al Turd's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Al Turd's back!
Ham throwing sloppy strikes.
Ham misses with punches from the back.
Ham lands a shot to the head.
Ham slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Ham trying to control momentarily.
Ham landing with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bro Ham dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Al Turd jabs Ham right on the nose. Ham blinks but takes it well.
Ham is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Al Turd.
Al Turd swings for the body but Ham moves out of range.
Al Turd walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Al Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ham fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Al Turd.

Ham has Al Turd up against the cage in a clinch.
Ham has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Al Turd avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Al Turd prevents a body shot from Ham.
Ham presses Al Turd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ham working aggressively here.
Ham has had enough of the clinch but Al Turd keeps him there for the moment.
Al Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.

Ham escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ham fails with the takedown.
Ham chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Al Turd checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Turd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Al Turd keeps the fight on the outside.

Ham closes the distance and pushes Al Turd back into the cage.
Al Turd misses with some punches.
Ham lands a nice uppercut.
Al Turd blocks a body shot from Ham.
Ham working aggressively here.
Al Turd misses with a punch to the body.
Ham misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ham prevents a body shot from Al Turd.
Ham tries to break the clinch but Al Turd is controlling the position.
Ham can't find room to land a body shot as Al Turd controls the action.
Al Turd goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ham creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ham lands a body punch in the clinch.
Al Turd swings wildly with an uppercut but Ham uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ham tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Al Turd just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bro Ham. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ham's elbow.
Al Turd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Al Turd gets underhooks to prevent Ham's takedown attempt.
Al Turd scores with a shoulder strike.
Al Turd misses with a punch on the inside.
Ham throws a head punch that misses.
Al Turd lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ham or not.
Al Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ham tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Al Turd smiles and moves away.
Ham scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A jab from Al Turd misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Al Turd!
Ham shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Al Turd sprawls well. Al Turd wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Ham gets slowly back to his feet.
A shot to the liver by Al Turd. Beautiful body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Al Turd checks a leg kick nicely.
Al Turd throws a body kick the misses
and Ham counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nice defenses there by Al Turd.
Al Turd connects with a solid leg kick.
Ham on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Ham clobbers Al Turd with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Mustafa Al Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ham bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Al Turd lands with a cross.
Al Turd connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Al Turd connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Al Turd throws a combination. Ham tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Al Turd misses with a head kick.
Ham just misses with a punch to the body.
Ham misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A bone on bone clash there as Ham blocks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd throws a hook but Ham avoids it easily.
Al Turd scores with a sloppy right hand. Ham should have avoided that one.
Al Turd fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Al Turd doesn't manage to clinch there - Ham circles away.
Ham misses with a hook to the body
and Al Turd counters with a three punch combo that has Ham backing up. Ham nods at Al Turd to acknowledge the strikes.
Al Turd smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Al Turd keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ham stuns Al Turd with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Al Turd walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ham.
Ham blocks a jab.
Al Turd scores with a sloppy right hand. Ham should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Al Turd jabs Ham right on the nose. Ham blinks but takes it well.
Al Turd takes a swing at Ham's ribcage but misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good leg kick by Ham there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ham avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ham stuns Al Turd with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Al Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Ham shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Al Turd as he jumps to the side.
Al Turd looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ham connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Al Turd shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Al Turd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ham circles away quickly and effectively.
Ham looks to throw the jab but Al Turd is out of range.
Al Turd scores with a jab to the head.
Ham scores with a jab to the jaw.
Ham listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ham on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ham jabs Al Turd right on the nose. Al Turd blinks but takes it well.
Ham avoids the body shot from Al Turd.
Ham buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Al Turd throws a leg kick

and Ham counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Ham sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ham trying to move into half guard but instead Al Turd has managed to sweep!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ham looking for a sweep. Not yet Ham, not yet.
Al Turd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ham is keeping the position for now.
Al Turd trying to control but Ham is working from the bottom.
Ham lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Al Turd!
The referee warns Al Turd that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Al Turd is squirming around, avoiding Ham's attempts to control the action.
Ham scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Al Turd?
Ham connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Ham landing strikes, looking to finish!
Ham lands a nice shot to the head.
Ham is landing with some decent strikes but Al Turd is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Ham wants to control the pace but Al Turd is squirming around nicely.
Al Turd really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ham is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ham lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Al Turd hang on?
Ham can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Al Turd is looking to escape.
Ham controlling his opponent.
Ham's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Al Turd is trying to escape the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd tries to hold on but Ham pushes him away.
Al Turd is desperately trying to improve his position but Ham has a good base and remains in mount.
Al Turd wants to control but Ham is having none of it.
Al Turd is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Al Turd takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ham can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Al Turd is looking to escape.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bro Ham showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Ham has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 29:28
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bro Ham!