PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Parfait PrudHomme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tempelton Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PrudHomme's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sex Bomb. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

PrudHomme
vs
Dick

175 cm
19
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
186 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Parfait PrudHomme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tempelton Dick!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PrudHomme throws a shot from downtown. Dick moves away and avoids it.
PrudHomme tries to clinch up.
Dick doesn't manage to clinch there - PrudHomme circles away.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. PrudHomme moves away and avoids it.
PrudHomme throws a series of punches but Dick moves out of range.
PrudHomme shoots in looking for a takedown. Dick tries to sprawl out of it but PrudHomme keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dick manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Parfait PrudHomme seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PrudHomme tries to clinch

and Dick counters with a nice double leg into side control. PrudHomme won't be happy with that.
PrudHomme tries to bench press Dick off him but Dick keeps the position.
Dick taking a breather here.
PrudHomme is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Dick working the ground and pound.
Dick working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
PrudHomme is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Dick controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick advances nicely into full mount.
Dick won't let PrudHomme get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Dick lands a big elbow.
Dick unloading with bombs!
Dick breaks from PrudHomme's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Dick dominating with strikes here.
Dick with a couple of short strikes.
PrudHomme on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if PrudHomme tries to get out of the position.
Dick controlling the position easily from mount.
Dick lands with some vicious ground and pound - can PrudHomme hang on?
Dick lands with some vicious ground and pound - can PrudHomme hang on?
Dick dominating with strikes here.
PrudHomme throwing hammer fists to the chest of Dick. What's that going to do exactly?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick scoring with strikes but PrudHomme is staying in there.
BOOM! Dick connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Dick postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. PrudHomme looks a forlorn figure.
You get the feeling that PrudHomme really doesn't like being in this position too much.
PrudHomme knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick on the ground.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dick blocks PrudHomme's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
PrudHomme might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Dick landing strikes from the mount and PrudHomme is in trouble!
Dick takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Dick looks gassed!
Dick has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of PrudHomme's face.
You get the feeling that PrudHomme really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Dick blocks PrudHomme's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
PrudHomme tries to buck Dick off but he can't manage it.
Dick unloading with bombs!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PrudHomme is trying to stand.
PrudHomme swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
PrudHomme taking shots to the head.
Dick with a couple of short strikes.
Dick is landing with some decent strikes but PrudHomme is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dick controlling from mount.
PrudHomme is trying to stand.
Dick landing punches.

Dick is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. PrudHomme is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. PrudHomme flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Dick anticipates the leg and manages to get behind PrudHomme and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Dick slips an arm under PrudHomme chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Dick has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Dick is squeezing on PrudHomme like an anaconda would it's prey. PrudHomme fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tempelton Dick!