PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chubekka Chubbi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snuggling Grenades (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chubbi
vs
Grenades

225 cm
19
270 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

220 cm
20
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chubekka Chubbi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Snuggling Grenades!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grenades scores with a nice head shot.
Grenades thows a body shot but no joy.
Chubbi throws a leg kick but Grenades moved away.
Grenades jabs at Chubbi's body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chubbi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Grenades ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Grenades, as that shot connected.
A cross from Grenades lands.
Grenades avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chubbi throws a series of punches but Grenades moves out of range.
Grenades lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chubbi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grenades.
Chubbi tries to clinch there but Grenades circles away.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
Chubbi takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Chubekka Chubbi has been cut.
A shot to the liver by Grenades. Beautiful body shot.
Chubbi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Chubbi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Grenades lands with a hook. Chubbi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Snuggling Grenades is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chubbi takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Chubbi takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Grenades scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Grenades is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Chubbi rather than just go for the knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grenades jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chubbi misses with a combination
and Grenades counters with a three punch combo that has Chubbi backing up. Chubbi nods at Grenades to acknowledge the strikes.
Chubbi takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Chubbi tries to clinch up
and Grenades counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Chubbi is breathing heavily.
Grenades lands with a nice body punch.
Grenades dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenades digs a good body shot into Chubbi's ribs.
Chubekka Chubbi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grenades ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice body punch from Grenades.
Grenades lands with a shot to the body.
Grenades lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Grenades.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
Nice body punch from Grenades.
Grenades connects with a jab.
Grenades throws a shot to the body.
Chubbi takes one to the chin there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grenades fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Grenades lands a body shot.
Grenades lands a jab to the head.
Chubbi takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Chubbi tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Grenades counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grenades lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Grenades scores with a hook to the body. Chubbi takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Grenades lands a jab to the nose.
Grenades scores with a jab to the body.
Grenades lands a right hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snuggling Grenades dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chubekka Chubbi's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Grenades lands a jab to the nose.
Chubbi doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Grenades counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Chubbi misses with a shot to the body
and Grenades counters with a right hand to the body.
Grenades cracks a nice hook into Chubbi's ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grenades scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Grenades lands a nice shot to the body.
Chubbi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grenades lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Chubbi backs up against the cage.

Chubekka Chubbi's cut is getting worse.
Grenades scores with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grenades lands a body shot.
Grenades looks to land a combination. Chubbi sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Chubbi walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Chubbi looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Grenades lands a nice hook to Chubbi's body. Chubbi takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grenades has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Grenades cracks Chubbi with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Grenades cracks Chubbi with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chubbi looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Grenades finish him?

Chubbi is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grenades scores with a body shot.
Oh Chubbi is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chubbi is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Grenades.

Chubekka Chubbi's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Grenades connects with a body shot.
Chubbi seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chubbi on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Grenades scores with a jab.
Grenades lands with a right that hurts Chubbi. Chubbi looks to clinch but Grenades throws a short knee that drops Chubbi. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Snuggling Grenades!