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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Hobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat Cohen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Hobby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Borat Cohen!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cohen misses with a series of wild punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hobby. Cohen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hobby swings for the body but Cohen moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Hobby.
Hobby misses with a wild body shot.
Hobby fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cohen manages to avoid it.
Cohen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hobby moves away.
Cohen misses with a wild combination.
Cohen misses with a body shot.
Oh, that's a big right hand from Hobby and Cohen goes tumbling to the canvas! Hobby follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.
It looks like Borat Cohen has been cut.
Cohen pushes Hobby off looking to stand but Hobby dives back in and keeps control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hobby trying to mount his opponent but Cohen defends it.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Cohen is trying to stand.
Hobby decides to return to a standing position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Cohen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cohen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cohen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hobby.
Cohen looks gassed!
Hobby closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cohen circles away.
A combination from Cohen does no damage.
Cohen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hobby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hobby misses the shot to the body.
Hobby fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cohen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cohen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cohen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hobby lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
That has opened up Borat Cohen's cut even more.
Hobby takes a swing at Cohen's ribcage but misses.
Hobby keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Borat Cohen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hobby rushes Cohen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hobby wants to break the clinch but can't.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hobby prevents Cohen from breaking the clinch.
Cohen tries to break the clinch but Hobby is controlling the position.
Hobby working hard to break the clinch.
Hobby has had enough of the clinch but Cohen keeps him there for the moment.
Hobby is trying to force a seperation but Cohen has the dominant position.
Hobby tries to circle away but Cohen has him pinned against the cage.
Hobby prevents a body shot from Cohen.
Cohen prevents Hobby from breaking the clinch.
Cohen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hobby is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hobby pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hobby is looking to clinch but Cohen is avoiding it.
Cohen ducks under a wild hook from Hobby.
Hobby swings for the body but Cohen moves out of range.
Hobby swinging wildly here.
Cohen misses with a combination
and Hobby counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hobby goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hobby is looking to wear down Cohen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cohen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hobby counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hobby digs a good hook to Cohen's body.
Hobby jabs Cohen right on the nose. Cohen blinks but takes it well.
Hobby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hobby is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cohen.
Cohen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hobby counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cohen avoids the body shot from Hobby.
Hobby takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hobby misses with a wild body shot.
Cohen falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Hobby to counter with a crisp jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cohen throws a right and a left that Hobby avoids nicely.
Hobby cracks Cohen with an open hand slap.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Hobby dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Borat Cohen's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Hobby avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hobby fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hobby throws a series of punches but Cohen moves out of range.
Hobby misses with a body shot.
Cohen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hobby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cohen.
Cohen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A right-left combo lands from Hobby.
Cohen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hobby with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cohen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cohen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cohen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hobby shoots for a takedown but Cohen saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hobby thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cohen throws a combination that misses
letting Hobby counter with a right hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hobby lands a nice hook to Cohen's body. Cohen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Borat Cohen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Some wild striking there from Cohen.
Hobby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cohen lands a jab.
Borat Cohen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cohen throws a series of punches but Hobby avoids them all with ease.
Hobby works over Cohen's head and body with a nice combination.
Hobby lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Cohen scores with a three punch combo!
Cohen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hobby counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The fighters circling - Cohen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cohen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hobby looks to land a combination. Cohen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cohen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hobby counters with a stiff right hand.
Cohen misses with a low kick as Hobby jumps back.
A slow jab from Hobby misses its intended target.
Cohen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hobby counters with a nice body shot.
Hobby steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cohen.
Cohen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cohen throws a head kick but Hobby moves out of range.
Hobby changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cohen fails to land with a series of punches.
Hobby just misses with a punch to the body.
Hobby fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cohen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hobby counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hobby is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cohen can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cohen throws a hook but Hobby avoids it easily.
Cohen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hobby.
Hobby throws a jab when Cohen was well out of range.
Cohen misses with a double jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hobby is defended easily by Cohen.
Cohen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hobby slips a jab and a cross from Cohen.
Hobby jabs Cohen right on the nose. Cohen blinks but takes it well.
Hobby works Cohen's body with a nice hook.
Cohen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hobby counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A swing and a miss from Hobby.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cohen throws a series of punches but Hobby moves out of range.
Cohen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hobby counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cohen lands a jab-cross combination.
Cohen lands a two punch combo.
Hobby connects with a jab.
Cohen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hobby counters with a right hand to the body.
Cohen with a hook.
Hobby showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cohen.
Cohen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hobby swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cohen counters with a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Cohen.
Good standup being displayed there by Hobby as he connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby Hobby dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Borat Cohen's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Hobby throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cohen throws a nice looking combination but Hobby bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cohen throws out a powerful jab.
Hobby bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Cohen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Hobby takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cohen throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hobby counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hobby forces Cohen back against the cage and clinches.
Hobby can't break the clinch.
Cohen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hobby stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cohen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cohen throws a right and a left that Hobby avoids nicely.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Hobby here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hobby.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hobby fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cohen avoids it really well and circles away.
Hobby is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cohen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cohen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bobby Hobby is winning the standup battle so far.
Cohen slips a jab from Hobby.
Hobby misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cohen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hobby counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hobby blocks a head kick by Cohen.
Cohen misses with a few strikes there.
Hobby with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Cohen slaps away a takedown attempt from Hobby, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bobby Hobby. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cohen misses with a double jab.
Hobby avoids the head kick by Cohen.
Borat Cohen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Cohen looks to land a combination but Hobby avoids it well.
Hobby throws a shot to the body.
Cohen throws a right hand that Hobby ducks under and follows up with a left that Hobby also avoids with ease.
Hobby digs a good hook to Cohen's body.
Hobby swings for the body but Cohen moves out of range.
Cohen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hobby throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Cohen coming out on top.
Hobby misses with a body shot.
Cohen misses with a wild combination.
Cohen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Cohen tries to bum rush Hobby with a series of wild strikes but Hobby uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cohen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cohen throws a right hand that Hobby ducks under and follows up with a left that Hobby also avoids with ease.
Hobby cracks Cohen with a good jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hobby is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cohen throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hobby steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cohen.
Hobby closes the distance and pushes Cohen back into the cage.
Hobby wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Cohen lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cohen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cohen moves forwards but Hobby connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hobby scores with a jab to the body.
Cohen throws a combination that misses
and Cohen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hobby doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cohen fails to land with a series of punches.
Cohen misses with a double jab
and Hobby counters with a nice uppercut.
Hobby thows a body shot but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cohen scores with the left hand. Hobby knows he should have avoided that one.
Hobby slips under a jab from Cohen.
Hobby looks to land a combination but Cohen avoids it well.
Cohen misses with a straight left.
Hobby scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cohen scores with a jab. Hobby acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hobby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Donk. Cohen catches Hobby right on the button with a cross.
Cohen falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hobby counters with a left to the body.
A punch combination from Cohen misses.
Hobby throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cohen counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Cohen throws a combination that misses
and Hobby counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bobby Hobby is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cohen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Hobby showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hobby has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:26
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bobby Hobby!
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