PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fjalar Fuzzy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kurt Horner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuzzy comes to the cage accompanied by the sound of screaming sluts. Horner has chosen The Deftones as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Fuzzy
vs
Horner

188 cm
22
215 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

186 cm
28
211 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fjalar Fuzzy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kurt Horner!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horner shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuzzy but Fuzzy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fuzzy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fuzzy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Horner.
Fuzzy throws a hook to the side of Horner's head but Horner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Horner closes the distance and clinches up with Fuzzy, looking for a takedown. Horner pushes Fuzzy against the cage but Fuzzy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Horner shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuzzy but Fuzzy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fjalar Fuzzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kurt Horner.
Horner misses with an uppercut.
Horner throws a right and a left that both miss.
Horner looks gassed!
Horrible takedown by Horner or perhaps it was just good defense by Fuzzy which made him look bad.
Horner has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fuzzy finds it's way round the side to connect with Horner's head.

It looks like Kurt Horner has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horner avoids the head kick by Fuzzy.
Fuzzy cracks the inside of Horner's front leg.
Fuzzy chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Fuzzy lands a big uppercut and Horner crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Horner looks OK. Fuzzy waves Horner back to his feet!

Horner is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head kick by Fuzzy - that's a beauty! Horner is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Fuzzy can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Fjalar Fuzzy!