PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Max Riot VII (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Riot VII
vs
Mom

185 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

195 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Lucid Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Max Riot VII!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A combination from Mom does no damage.
Riot VII avoids a punch combination nicely.
Riot VII takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Mom throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Riot VII shoots for a takedown but Mom saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Mom's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Mom duly obliges.
Some wild striking there from Mom.
Mom connects with a nice looking jab.
Mom misses with a double jab.
Mom throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Mom throws a right hand that Riot VII ducks under and follows up with a left that Riot VII also avoids with ease.
Mom wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Your Mom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Riot VII jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mom misses with a wild combination.
Mom throws a right and a left that both miss.
Riot VII has a takedown stuffed.
Riot VII tries to clinch up but Mom circles away and keeps his distance.
Mom is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Riot VII tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mom swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mom takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mom fails to land with a series of punches.
Mom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Riot VII takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Riot VII will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Riot VII. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mom swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mom thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Riot VII shoots in but no luck this time.
Mom scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mom avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mom misses with a double jab.
Mom misses with a series of wild punches.
Mom scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Riot VII misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Riot VII on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Mom lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Mom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mom scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Mom looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Your Mom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Riot VII changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mom tries to avoid it but Riot VII manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mom to the ground. Mom escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mom moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Riot VII throws a nice looking combination but Mom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Riot VII shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Mom really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Riot VII. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Riot VII tries to pass to full mount but Mom defends it.
Mom is trying to stand up here but Riot VII is controlling him well.
Riot VII tries to pass to full mount but Mom defends it.
Riot VII is working hard here to advance position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom pushes Riot VII off looking to stand but Riot VII dives back in and keeps control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Riot VII looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Mom is trying to stand back up but Riot VII is controlling him

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Mom closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Mom lands a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Riot VII takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mom misses with a combination

and Riot VII counters with a single leg into guard. Mom didn't expect that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Your Mom dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mom looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Riot VII has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Riot VII there as he acknowledges the shot.
Mom listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

Riot VII is rocked!
Mom stuns Riot VII with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Oh Riot VII is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Riot VII throws a head kick but Mom moves out of range.
Riot VII seems to have got his legs back now.
Mom misses with a wild combination.
Riot VII throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Mom's waist but Mom gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Riot VII off to one side.
Mom lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Riot VII misses with the combination.
Riot VII takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mom lands a jab-cross combination.
Riot VII fails to land the takedown.
Riot VII fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Riot VII. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Riot VII slips a jab and a cross from Mom.
Mom misses with a double jab

and Riot VII counters with a shoot takedown. Mom fights it but they end up in guard.
Mom keeping moving, preventing Riot VII from controlling successfully.

Riot VII drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Riot VII jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Mom wants to sweep here but Riot VII controlling him for the moment.
Riot VII won't allow Mom to get back to his feet.
Riot VII wanted to stand there but Mom had control of the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom keeping full guard, as Riot VII tries to pass.
Mom is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Riot VII swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Riot VII shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mom pinned against the cage. Mom gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mom throws a right hand that Riot VII ducks under and follows up with a left that Riot VII also avoids with ease.
Riot VII shoots in and drives through. Mom sprawls well.
Mom is working the combinations to good effect here.
Horrible takedown by Riot VII or perhaps it was just good defense by Mom which made him look bad.
Mom ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mom looks to score with a jab to the body but Riot VII is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Riot VII wants to clinch but Mom slips to the side
and Mom counters with a one-two to the body.
Mom stuffs the takedown.
Mom misses with a wild body shot.
Mom throws a big shot that misses.
Mom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Riot VII moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Riot VII.
Riot VII shoots for a takedown but Mom saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Mom throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Riot VII shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mom tries to bum rush Riot VII with a series of wild strikes but Riot VII uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A punch combination from Mom misses.
Mom just misses with a punch to the body.
Riot VII needs to keep his hands up - Mom had a free shot at his head there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Riot VII moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mom misses with the combination.
Mom punishes Riot VII's body with a nice straight punch.
The fighters circle momentarily. Mom darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Mom is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Riot VII rather than just go for the knockout.
Riot VII takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Riot VII closes the distance and clinches up with Mom, looking for a takedown. Riot VII pushes Mom against the cage but Mom circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mom throws a series of strikes that have Riot VII backpedaling.
Mom closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Riot VII! Mom dives in looking to finish! Riot VII is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Your Mom!