PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homicidal Maniac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergei Kuchenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sergei Kuchenko was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Maniac
vs
Kuchenko

213 cm
24
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

201 cm
23
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Homicidal Maniac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sergei Kuchenko!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuchenko misses with a body shot.
Maniac throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kuchenko fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Maniac tries a head kick but it misses.
Kuchenko tries to clinch up.
Maniac thows a body kick. Kuchenko tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kuchenko looks gassed!
Maniac throws a head kick but Kuchenko moves out of range.

Maniac lands a big head kick that sends Kuchenko tumbling to the mat! Maniac takes a step backwards and waves Kuchenko back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Sergei Kuchenko has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kuchenko drops his hands momentarily and Maniac needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Kuchenko just on the top of the head. Kuchenko drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Kuchenko - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Homicidal Maniac!