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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Katsuro Sasaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom has chosen Ameno by ERA as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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265 lbs
7 - 0 - 0 |
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215 cm
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277 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Katsuro Sasaki!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Mom throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mom misses with the combination.
Sasaki throws a jab when Mom was well out of range.
A big left from Mom misses.
Mom drops Sasaki with a beautiful combination! Sasaki stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Mom is looking for the KO!
It looks like Katsuro Sasaki has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Sasaki.
Mom changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sasaki is breathing heavily.
Sasaki misses with a body shot
and Mom counters with a crisp right hand that drops Sasaki! Mom lets Sasaki back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Sasaki is rocked!
Mom ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Sasaki's jaw. Sasaki's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Mom does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Your Mom!
Your Mom is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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