PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Fark McGeeZax (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and knukcle head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). knukcle head looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

McGeeZax
vs
head

170 cm
18
142 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fark McGeeZax!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, knukcle head!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Winston Howard and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGeeZax's corner calls for a 1-2. McGeeZax obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
head looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
McGeeZax lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as head backs up against the cage.

It looks like knukcle head has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGeeZax. head does a little dance to reset his feet.
head showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax loads up on a big right hand but head slips the punch.
McGeeZax throws a hook to the side of head's head but head sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McGeeZax lands with a cross.
McGeeZax throws a body punch but head moves out of range.
head fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McGeeZax avoids it really well and circles away.
McGeeZax misses with the combination.
head takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McGeeZax misses with a two punch combination.
McGeeZax throws a right hand that head ducks under and follows up with a left that head also avoids with ease.
McGeeZax looks to land a left hand but head moved out of range nicely.
McGeeZax throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
head tries to clinch up but McGeeZax circles away and keeps his distance.
McGeeZax misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGeeZax throws a big shot that misses.
Jab from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fark McGeeZax is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
head moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
McGeeZax scores with a crisp jab that stopped head in his tracks.
McGeeZax will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McGeeZax thows a left - swing and a miss!
McGeeZax lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McGeeZax misses with a few strikes there.
head shoots in for a takedown but McGeeZax shows good takedown defense.
McGeeZax misses with a two punch combination.
head shoots for a takedown but McGeeZax saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fark McGeeZax has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of knukcle head.
head avoids the body shot from McGeeZax.
Fark McGeeZax seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGeeZax lands with a straight right. head didn't see that one coming.
McGeeZax lands a jab to the nose.
Some wild striking there from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax misses with a straight left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from McGeeZax does no damage.
McGeeZax throws a nice looking combination but head bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A cross from McGeeZax lands.
McGeeZax throws a nice looking combination but head bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
head is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nice cross by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McGeeZax lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McGeeZax stalks head and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into head's face. head staggers backwards, shaken.
McGeeZax lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McGeeZax is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nice defenses there by head.
McGeeZax throws a right and a left that head avoids nicely.
head gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
No luck for head with that takedown attempt.
head takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jab by McGeeZax.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from McGeeZax finds it's target.
head has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McGeeZax ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
head uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGeeZax.
head has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
McGeeZax throws a looping overhand right but head ducks down to avoid it.
head takes one on the chin but seems OK.
head takes a body punch but keeps moving.
McGeeZax ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
head is trying desperately to land a takedown but McGeeZax is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for head.
McGeeZax slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
McGeeZax tries to bum rush head with a series of wild strikes but head uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McGeeZax misses with a wild combination.
Nice jab there from McGeeZax.
A nice combination there by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McGeeZax bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps head's head backwards.
McGeeZax displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from McGeeZax both land. Nice combination.
McGeeZax connects with a crisp jab.
head uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGeeZax.
Good exchange - McGeeZax coming out on top.
McGeeZax misses with an uppercut. head saw that one coming.
McGeeZax scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
McGeeZax swinging wildly here.
Jab from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax stuffs the takedown attempt from head. head gets slowly back to his feet.
A slow jab from McGeeZax misses its intended target.
McGeeZax blocks the body kick.
McGeeZax cracks head with a right hand to the side of the head.
A nice combination there by McGeeZax.
head uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McGeeZax.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fark McGeeZax dominated that round.
The cut man is working on knukcle head's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McGeeZax misses with a series of wild punches.
head tries to clinch up.
McGeeZax lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
head tries to bum rush McGeeZax with a series of wild strikes but McGeeZax uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A punch combination from McGeeZax misses.
McGeeZax scores with a nice head shot.
McGeeZax uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McGeeZax scores with a nice right hand.
head is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McGeeZax.
head fails with the takedown.
head takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good shot there by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax with a nice cross.
Fark McGeeZax is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McGeeZax throws a series of punches but head avoids them all with ease.
head is breathing heavily.
McGeeZax throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGeeZax stuns head with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McGeeZax throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McGeeZax looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McGeeZax throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
head tries to close the distance and clinch but McGeeZax swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McGeeZax throws a nice looking combination but head bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McGeeZax throws an uppercut from half a mile away. head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGeeZax scores with a nice right hand.
Fark McGeeZax is winning the standup battle so far.
McGeeZax misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from head.
McGeeZax is working the combinations to good effect here.
McGeeZax lands with a nice body punch.
McGeeZax misses with a wild combination.
head takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McGeeZax cracks head with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fighters circling - McGeeZax throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McGeeZax connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
McGeeZax swinging wildly here.
McGeeZax throws a nice looking combination but head bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McGeeZax lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as head backs up against the cage.
McGeeZax throws an overhand right that lands on head's shoulder, as head tries to avoid the shot.
McGeeZax with a jab.
A big left from McGeeZax misses.
McGeeZax tests head's chin there with a solid looking shot.
head takes one to the chin there.
McGeeZax swinging wildly here.
McGeeZax missing with a left hand there. head was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McGeeZax throws a jab when head was well out of range.
head moves out of range as McGeeZax strikes.
McGeeZax scores with a three punch combo!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax falls off balance throwing a combination

and head counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for McGeeZax!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McGeeZax throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
McGeeZax taking shots to the head.
head unloading with bombs!
McGeeZax is trying desperately to improve position.
McGeeZax is working hard here to advance position.

head is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. McGeeZax can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
McGeeZax is looking to get to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax tries to hold on but head postures up.
McGeeZax working to try and regain half guard.

head jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but McGeeZax manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
head shoots in but no luck this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Fark McGeeZax will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on knukcle head's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

A nice combination there by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between head's hands.
head closes the distance and clinches up with McGeeZax, looking for a takedown. head pushes McGeeZax against the cage but McGeeZax circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
McGeeZax throws a big shot that misses.
McGeeZax waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract head.
McGeeZax stalks head and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into head's face. head staggers backwards, shaken.
McGeeZax throws a right hand that head ducks under and follows up with a left that head also avoids with ease.
McGeeZax catches head with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McGeeZax scores with a decent looking hook.
McGeeZax lands a nice looking body shot.
Decent striking displayed by McGeeZax there.
No joy there for McGeeZax, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Some wild striking there from McGeeZax.
head moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A right-left combo lands from McGeeZax.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGeeZax swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by head.
McGeeZax scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. head doesn't seem bothered though.
McGeeZax uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before head has time to react.
McGeeZax misses with a straight right.
McGeeZax throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGeeZax looks to land a combination but head avoids it well.
McGeeZax cracks head with a good jab.
head takes one on the button.
head wants to clinch.
McGeeZax looks to land a combination but head avoids it well.
A left and a right from McGeeZax both land. Nice combination.
McGeeZax throws a one two combo.
No joy there for McGeeZax, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McGeeZax avoids the head kick by head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McGeeZax punishes head's body with a nice straight punch.
McGeeZax bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of head's head.
McGeeZax lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
head drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McGeeZax throws a hook to the side of head's head but head sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McGeeZax loads up on a big right hand but head slips the punch.
head is looking to clinch.
McGeeZax throws a right and a left that both miss.
The fight stays on the outside here - head looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McGeeZax's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and McGeeZax duly obliges.
head shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McGeeZax as he avoids it easily.
head is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McGeeZax with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax throws out a loose jab but head uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGeeZax throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
head throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McGeeZax throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
head shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McGeeZax as he avoids it easily.
Fark McGeeZax has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of knukcle head.
McGeeZax lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McGeeZax looks to score with a jab to the body but head is just out of range.
McGeeZax misses with a straight right.
McGeeZax circles away from the clinch attempt.
McGeeZax throws an uppercut from half a mile away. head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
head closes this distance looking for a takedown but McGeeZax circles away.
A jab from McGeeZax misses.
McGeeZax swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McGeeZax lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
McGeeZax throws a hook but head blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McGeeZax swats away the attempt to clinch by head.
McGeeZax lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but head circles away quickly and effectively.
McGeeZax rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but head moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
head fails with a takedown attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from head is defended easily by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax throws an uppercut from half a mile away. head sees it coming and avoids it easily.
head lands with a right hand.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
head takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McGeeZax lands a two punch combo.
knukcle head has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fark McGeeZax is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
head doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fark McGeeZax showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McGeeZax, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:26
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fark McGeeZax!