PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between camel sontiainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and weirdo weirdos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). sontiainen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, kv. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

sontiainen
vs
weirdos

180 cm
18
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
189 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, camel sontiainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, weirdo weirdos!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
sontiainen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
sontiainen stuffs the takedown attempt from weirdos. weirdos gets slowly back to his feet.

weirdos shoots in and bounces sontiainen off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
sontiainen is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
weirdos trying to control but sontiainen is working from the bottom.
weirdos looking to pass the guard.
sontiainen is breathing heavily.
weirdos trying to control the position from guard on top but sontiainen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
weirdos stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. sontiainen swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

weirdos gets to his feet. sontiainen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
sontiainen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

weirdos gets in close and instigates a clinch.
weirdos drops down looking for an ankle pick but sontiainen pulls his leg out and moves away.
weirdos throws a body kick that misses.
sontiainen shoots for a takedown but weirdos saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
weirdos misses with a takedown attempt

and sontiainen counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by sontiainen.
camel sontiainen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of weirdo weirdos.

weirdos looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but sontiainen is defending well. weirdos quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! sontiainen has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! weirdos celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). weirdo weirdos!