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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and train dummys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Napoleon Dynamite has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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170 lbs
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175 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, train dummys!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Dynamite.
dummys shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
dummys fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
dummys shoots for a double leg takedown but Dynamite sprawls well. He's pushed dummys's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
dummys is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Dynamite's half guard.
dummys is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Dynamite is just riding it out for now. dummys eventually gives up the hold.
dummys is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dynamite doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time dummys.
dummys is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
dummys is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
dummys is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Dynamite sees it coming and defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dynamite trying to hold on to dummys's head to control him but dummys postures up.
dummys is working for a kimura but Dynamite is defending it quite comfortably.
dummys wants to advance to full mount but Dynamite doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
dummys thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
dummys pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dynamite is keeping the position for now.
dummys postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Dynamite is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of dummys, into his guard.
Dynamite advances position into side control!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite trying to control the position but dummys is working away.
dummys manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
dummys is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
dummys is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Dynamite sees it coming and defends easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
dummys wants to work for an arm triangle but Dynamite is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dynamite is defending against the submission attempts here by dummys.
dummys looks gassed!
dummys is trying to work for a kimura but Dynamite is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
dummys wants to work for an arm triangle but Dynamite is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Napoleon Dynamite will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dynamite.
Dynamite dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
No luck for dummys with that takedown attempt.
dummys has a takedown stuffed.
Dynamite lands with a straight right. dummys didn't see that one coming.
Dynamite scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Dynamite. No joy for dummys on that attempt.
Napoleon Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of train dummys.
dummys looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
dummys walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
dummys tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dynamite swivels and escapes.
Horrible takedown by dummys or perhaps it was just good defense by Dynamite which made him look bad.
dummys takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dynamite lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
dummys is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
dummys shoots in but no luck this time.
train dummys seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dynamite fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt dummys.
Dynamite scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Dynamite lands a straight punch to the body, keeping dummys at a distance.
A good leg kick by Dynamite.
dummys looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Danga de danga de dang - Dynamite scores with a four punch combination!
dummys is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Dynamite.
dummys is still on wobbly legs! Can Dynamite finish him?
Dynamite lands a jab.
Dynamite connects with a nice cross there... dummys is looking wobbly and Dynamite recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send dummys to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Dynamite jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Napoleon Dynamite!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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