PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Timmy Timmyyyy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Purple Seventeen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seventeen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. "Fury" kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Timmyyyy
vs
Seventeen

185 cm
23
180 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

188 cm
18
179 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Timmy Timmyyyy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Purple Seventeen!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Timmyyyy lands an overhand right.
Timmyyyy throws a sloppy head kick and Seventeen moves out of range easily.
Timmyyyy throws a head kick that misses.
Timmyyyy cracks Seventeen with an open hand slap.
Seventeen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Timmyyyy throws a front kick that sends Seventeen stumbling back into the cage.
Seventeen misses with a takedown attempt - Timmyyyy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Timmyyyy throws a combination. Seventeen tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Seventeen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Timmyyyy finds it's way round the side to connect with Seventeen's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A punch combination from Timmyyyy misses.
A head kick misses from Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmyyyy fakes the leg kick and cracks Seventeen in the body.
Timmyyyy stuffs the takedown.
Timmyyyy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Timmyyyy throws a front kick that sends Seventeen stumbling back into the cage.
Seventeen looks gassed!
Timmyyyy catches Seventeen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Timmyyyy delivers a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Timmyyyy lands with a slapping head kick.
Timmyyyy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Timmyyyy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Timmyyyy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Timmyyyy lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy scores with the left hand. Seventeen knows he should have avoided that one.
Seventeen on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Timmyyyy scores with a nice body kick.
Timmyyyy lands a front kick.
Seventeen avoids the head kick by Timmyyyy.
Seventeen moves forwards but Timmyyyy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Timmyyyy scores with a nice strike.
Timmyyyy throws a good cross that connects.
Timmyyyy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Timmyyyy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy lands with an overhand left.
Seventeen has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Timmyyyy.
Seventeen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Timmyyyy throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Timmyyyy works over Seventeen's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Purple Seventeen has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Timmyyyy tries a head kick but it misses.
Timmyyyy throws a good cross that connects.
Seventeen takes one to the side of the head.
Timmyyyy cracks Seventeen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Seventeen walks into a straight right hand from Timmyyyy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy throws a head kick that Seventeen semi-blocks.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Timmyyyy. Seventeen shrugs it off though.
Timmyyyy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A head kick from Timmyyyy lands but Seventeen takes it in his stride.
Timmyyyy throws a sloppy head kick and Seventeen moves out of range easily.
Timmyyyy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Timmyyyy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Timmyyyy lands with a hook. Seventeen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nice body kick there by Timmyyyy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Seventeen takes one to the chin there.
Seventeen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Timmyyyy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Timmy Timmyyyy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Purple Seventeen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Timmyyyy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Seventeen closes this distance looking for a takedown but Timmyyyy circles away.
Timmy Timmyyyy is winning the standup battle so far.
Timmyyyy misses with a head kick.
Timmyyyy pushes Seventeen away with a front kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Seventeen might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Timmyyyy has got the better of the exchanges.
Seventeen takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Timmyyyy throws a sloppy head kick and Seventeen moves out of range easily.
Timmyyyy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Seventeen.
Timmyyyy lands a front kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Timmyyyy!
Seventeen is breathing heavily.
Timmyyyy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Timmyyyy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Seventeen will feel that in the morning.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Seventeen crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Timmyyyy - the referee stops the clock and Seventeen gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Timmyyyy. Seventeen manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Seventeen sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jab, jab by Timmyyyy - just one landing.
Timmyyyy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Timmyyyy keeps Seventeen at a distance using the push kick.
Timmy Timmyyyy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Timmyyyy scores with a jab to the head.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Seventeen crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Timmyyyy - the referee stops the clock and Seventeen gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Timmyyyy. Seventeen manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Timmyyyy connects with a crisp jab.
Timmyyyy lands with a kick to the temple. Seventeen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Timmyyyy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Timmyyyy scores with a decent looking hook.
Timmyyyy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Seventeen's head.
Timmyyyy throws a sloppy head kick and Seventeen moves out of range easily.
Timmyyyy scores with a nice body kick.
Timmyyyy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice combination there by Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Seventeen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy lands a front kick.
Timmyyyy connects with a single shot there.
Timmy Timmyyyy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Timmyyyy thuds his shin into the meat of Seventeen's side.
Seventeen has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Seventeen there as he acknowledges the shot.
Timmyyyy scores with a kick to the midsection.
Timmyyyy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Seventeen in his tracks.
Timmyyyy lands with a kick to the temple. Seventeen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Seventeen is trying desperately to land a takedown but Timmyyyy is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Seventeen.
Timmyyyy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Timmyyyy misses with a head kick.
Timmyyyy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Seventeen on the side of the head.
Seventeen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Timmyyyy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Timmy Timmyyyy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Purple Seventeen.
Seventeen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Timmyyyy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Timmyyyy throws a head kick but Seventeen moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Timmyyyy lands with a shot to the body.
Timmyyyy lets loose with a powerful body kick. Seventeen will feel that in the morning.
Purple Seventeen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Timmyyyy throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Timmy Timmyyyy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Purple Seventeen's cut.
That's time! Timmyyyy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Seventeen on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Seventeen has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy lands a body shot.
Seventeen moves out of range of the body kick.
Timmyyyy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Timmyyyy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Seventeen. Seventeen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Timmyyyy thows a body kick. Seventeen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Timmyyyy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Seventeen on the side of the head.
Seventeen avoids the head kick by Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Seventeen can do to turn this around?
Seventeen shoots for a takedown but Timmyyyy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Timmyyyy thows a body kick. Seventeen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Seventeen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmyyyy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Seventeen if he has to take too many more of those.
Timmyyyy lands a high kick!
Timmyyyy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Seventeen. Seventeen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Timmyyyy throws a head kick but Seventeen moves out of range.
Seventeen drops his hands momentarily and Timmyyyy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Timmyyyy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Seventeen blocks a head kick by Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy thows a body kick. Seventeen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Seventeen walks forward, straight into a front kick from Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy throws a nice head kick!
Timmyyyy throws a nice head kick!
Timmyyyy keeps Seventeen at a distance using the push kick.
Timmyyyy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Seventeen on the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seventeen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Timmyyyy misses with a head kick.
Timmyyyy lands a nice looking body kick.
Timmyyyy throws a sloppy head kick and Seventeen moves out of range easily.
Seventeen takes one to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy lands with a kick to the temple. Seventeen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Timmyyyy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Timmyyyy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Timmyyyy lands a head kick!
A head kick from Timmyyyy lands but Seventeen takes it in his stride.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Timmyyyy.
Timmyyyy lands a nice looking body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timmyyyy with a nice cross.
Timmyyyy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Timmyyyy connects with a single shot there.
Timmyyyy lands a head kick!
Timmyyyy lands a high kick!
Timmyyyy throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A slapping body kick lands there for Timmyyyy.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Timmyyyy with a nice cross.
Purple Seventeen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Timmy Timmyyyy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Timmyyyy connects with a high kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Timmy Timmyyyy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Timmyyyy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:24
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:24
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Timmy Timmyyyy!