PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Krusty Klown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pappy Boyington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klown comes to the cage accompanied by Throw up ya gunz. Krusty Klown has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Klown
vs
Boyington

185 cm
25
155 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

178 cm
26
148 lbs
8 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Krusty Klown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Pappy Boyington!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Shigeki Fujiwara and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A left and a right from Klown both land. Nice combination.

Boyington clinches up against the cage.
Klown really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boyington taking a breather.
Boyington missing with knees to the body.
Klown is looking to break free of the clinch but Boyington has double underhooks.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Klown as Boyington tries to tie him up.
Boyington tries to land knees in the clinch but Klown avoids the damage to the body.
Boyington throws a knee to the head but misses.
Nice body punch from Boyington - that landed with a thud.
Boyington throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Boyington is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Klown is defending well for now.
Boyington digs a right hand into Klown's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Klown's gas tank.
A shot in the inside from Boyington.
Boyington working Klown over with knees to the body.
Boyington lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Boyington is looking to control Klown's arms but Klown gets an underhook and turns him. Now Boyington has his back to the cage.
Boyington throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Klown blocks it with crossed arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boyington has a couple of punches blocked by Klown.
Boyington lands with a left to the head.
Boyington is trying to maintain a safe position but Klown gets an underhook and turns Boyington into the cage.
Boyington using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Klown has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Boyington misses with a punch to the body.
Boyington misses with a hook to the ribs.

Klown breaks the clinch.
Boyington fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Boyington gets a clinch.

Klown breaks from the clinch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Klown looks for a takedown but Boyington sprawls well.
Klown throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Boyington's waist but Boyington gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Klown off to one side.
The fight stays on the outside here - Boyington looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Boyington throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pappy Boyington is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boyington lands with a good body shot.
Klown fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Boyington avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krusty Klown. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boyington slaps away a takedown attempt from Klown, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Klown avoids the head kick by Boyington.
Klown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Klown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Boyington throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Klown is breathing heavily.
Klown swats away the attempt to clinch by Boyington.
Boyington with a hook.
A solid body kick from Boyington.
Boyington pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boyington tries to clinch but Klown moves out of range.
Klown shoots in for a takedown but Boyington shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Boyington throws a shot to the body.

Boyington gets a clinch.
Boyington stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Boyington lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boyington lands an elbow inside that Klown shrugs off.
Boyington pressing his opponent against the cage.
Boyington keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Klown's efforts to push away.
Boyington stalling in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boyington.
Boyington lands a hook to the side of the head.
Boyington misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boyington lands with a left to the head.
Boyington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Boyington with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Klown blocks a body shot from Boyington.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Boyington swings wildly with an uppercut but Klown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boyington fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Klown tries to break free but Boyington pushes him back against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Boyington.
Boyington lands a shoulder strike.

Klown's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Klown changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Boyington tries to avoid it but Klown manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Boyington to the ground. Boyington escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Boyington tries to clinch up but Klown circles away and keeps his distance.
Klown takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Boyington bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Klown's head backwards.

Klown gets a takedown into half guard.
Boyington looks like he's trying to stand up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Klown is looking to take a break and control but Boyington is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pappy Boyington dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Klown changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Boyington looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Boyington really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Klown. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Boyington is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Boyington is trying to get back to full guard.
Boyington is looking to control Klown's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Boyington avoid being mounted?
Klown lands strikes from half guard.
Boyington is looking to improve his position.
Boyington keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Boyington is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Klown scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boyington avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Klown.
Boyington is looking for a sweep. Klown is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Klown is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Boyington sees it coming and defends easily.
Klown has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Klown content to control rather than advance.
Klown thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Klown in particular looking to stall.
Boyington tries to get to full guard but Klown has control of the leg.
Klown moves into full mount! Boyington won't be happy about that!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Boyington is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Boyington tries to hold on but Klown pushes him away.
Klown takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Boyington wants to control but Klown is having none of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klown unloading with bombs!
Klown content just to control the position here.
Klown trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klown controlling from mount.
Boyington is looking to improve his position but Klown isn't that keen on the idea.
Boyington is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Klown controlling the pace for now.
Boyington is looking to improve his position but Klown isn't that keen on the idea.
Boyington is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Klown looking to control and managing it successfully.
Klown trying to control but Boyington is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Boyington is trying desperately to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Krusty Klown dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Klown throws a nice looking combination but Boyington bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Klown shoots for a takedown but Boyington saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Boyington throws a solid leg kick but Klown takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Boyington.
Klown throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Klown shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Boyington but Boyington pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jab, jab by Boyington - just one landing.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Boyington.
Klown gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from Boyington finds it's way through Klown's defenses.
Boyington attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Klown takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Boyington punishes Klown's body with a nice straight punch.
Boyington tries to close the distance and clinch up but Klown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Klown takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Klown loads up on a big right hand but Boyington slips the punch.
Boyington's corner calls for a 1-2. Boyington obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Klown jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Klown shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Boyington but Boyington pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krusty Klown. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boyington smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Klown takes one on the button.
Boyington throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Klown misses with a looping left.
Boyington lands a head kick. Klown smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Klown is rocked!
Boyington throws a monster overhand right that drops Klown! Boyington follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pappy Boyington!