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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sweyn Forkbeard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Jesus Christ has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jesus Christ seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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148 lbs
0 - 2 - 0 |
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145 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sweyn Forkbeard!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Hugh Johnson and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Forkbeard throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Christ just misses with a punch to the body.
Christ misses with a looping left.
Forkbeard lands a head kick!
Christ could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Christ throws the left hand but Forkbeard avoids the punch easily.
Forkbeard seems to be stalking Christ here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Christ drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Sweyn Forkbeard!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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