PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rudi Voller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dickface
vs
Voller

200 cm
23
180 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

185 cm
24
170 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rudi Voller!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Daniel Blasius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Voller gets a takedown into half guard.
Voller is keen to just control but Dickface is a slippery customer.

Dickface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Voller wants to pass the guard but Dickface is defending well.
Voller is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Dickface actively working from the bottom here.

Voller moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Dickface.
Voller landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Voller connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Dickface some visible discomfort.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Voller is working Dickface over with some ground and pound from side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Dickface tries to improve position but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Voller has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Dickface throws a looping overhand right but Voller ducks down to avoid it.

Voller closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Dickface is looking to reverse the position.
Voller working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Dickface takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Dickface manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Dickface not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Voller misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Dickface is thwarting Voller's attempts to control the position.
Dickface uses his free foot to push down on Voller's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Voller.
Dickface landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dickface goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Voller turns into him and now he's in Dickface's guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Voller wants to control from the top but Dickface keeps moving.

Dickface escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Voller gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Voller chips away with some ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Voller thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Dickface working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Voller doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Voller manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Dickface is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dickface will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dickface is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Voller decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dickface.

Voller clinches with his opponent.
Dickface can't break the clinch.

Voller breaks the clinch.
Nice shot by Dickface.

Voller looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Dickface looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Voller seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nice strikes from Voller there.
Dickface is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Voller is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Voller has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Voller lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Voller trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dickface is working to get back to half guard.
Voller lands a big shot there that rocks Dickface but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rudi Voller dominated that round.
That's time! Dickface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dickface gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Voller to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Dickface is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Dickface is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Rudi Voller has got the better of the ground game so far.
Voller won't allow Dickface to sweep him here.
Voller works over Dickface with some ground and pound from guard.

Dickface has his foot on Voller's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Voller works his way back into a safe position though.
Voller trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Voller lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Voller is pushing down on Dickface's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dickface is fighting to maintain full guard but Voller has managed to sneak the leg through.
Voller not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Voller there.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Voller in particular looking to stall.

Dickface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dickface makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dickface.
Voller trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Dickface looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Voller has picked Dickface up and slammed him! Dickface can't keep hold of the triangle and Voller manages to pass to side control!
Dickface tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Voller scoring with punches and elbows.

Voller stands up and beckons Dickface to his feet.
Dickface throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Voller closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Voller lands in his opponent's guard.
Dickface keeping moving, preventing Voller from controlling successfully.
Voller wanted to stand there but Dickface had control of the position.
Voller trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickface is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Voller is posturing up here but Dickface has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Voller tries to roll out but it's too tight and Voller has to tap! Slick submission there by Dickface!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mr Dickface!