PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Blackie Kilmister (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacque Strap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilmister comes to the cage accompanied by W.A.S.P. - Tormentor. Strap has chosen Thunderstruck by ACDC as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kilmister
vs
Strap

178 cm
24
160 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

179 cm
27
167 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blackie Kilmister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jacque Strap!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilmister digs a good hook to Strap's body.
Kilmister circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kilmister moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Kilmister takes the fight into the clinch.
Kilmister unloads a knee to the mid-section. Strap lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kilmister has Strap pressed against the cage, preventing Strap from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kilmister trying to land knees to the body.
Kilmister is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Kilmister with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kilmister stalling.
Kilmister blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kilmister is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Strap wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Strap lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kilmister backwards.
Kilmister lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Jacque Strap has been cut.
Kilmister pushes off an throws an elbow but Strap leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Strap leaning against his opponent.
Kilmister lands a nice knee to the body.
Strap looks gassed!
Kilmister lands a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kilmister misses with a knee strike.
Kilmister using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kilmister takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nice elbow from Kilmister.
Kilmister crunches a lovely knee into Strap's ribcage.
Kilmister connects with a nasty looking knee right to Strap's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilmister scores with a knee to the head.

Strap is rocked!
Kilmister unloads a knee to the mid-section. Strap lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Strap is still on wobbly legs! Can Kilmister finish him?
Kilmister connects with a knee to the head.
Kilmister utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Strap is pressed against the cage. Kilmister pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Strap! Two more big strikes from Kilmister and Strap crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Blackie Kilmister!