PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: T.I. - I'm a KING. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Limberdinkle
vs
Jones

167 cm
22
162 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

177 cm
21
167 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris Jones!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, David Schapiro and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Jones connects with a jab.
Limberdinkle fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands a head kick!
Jones scores with a punch to the head.
Limberdinkle slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Jones avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Limberdinkle lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Limberdinkle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Jones down.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Limberdinkle circles away from the clinch attempt.

Limberdinkle looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Jones!
Limberdinkle landing strikes, looking to finish!
Limberdinkle looking to control but Jones is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

It looks like Chris Jones has been cut.
Jones is trying desperately to improve position.
Jones wants to get back to his feet.
Limberdinkle wants to control the pace but Jones is squirming around nicely.
Limberdinkle looking to finish Jones with some ground and pound. This is bad for Jones!
Jones is in a horrible position here. Limberdinkle smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Jones gets back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones trying to control here.
Limberdinkle tries to pass to full mount but Jones defends it.
Limberdinkle seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Jones moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Jones working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Limberdinkle doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Limberdinkle manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Limberdinkle works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Jones is pressing down on Limberdinkle's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Limberdinkle sitting in guard here, content to control.
Limberdinkle pushes down on Jones's leg and manages to get into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones wants to get back to full guard.
Jones is looking to escape.
Limberdinkle controlling the action here.
Limberdinkle wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jones keeps working.
Limberdinkle is pressing down on Jones's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jones is holding on for now.
Jones is staying active underneath Limberdinkle, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Jones rushes Limberdinkle and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Limberdinkle tries to pull guard but Jones won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jones looking to stall.
Jones tries a knee to the head but Limberdinkle blocks it.
Limberdinkle wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jones is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Limberdinkle is defending well for now.
Limberdinkle changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Jones fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Limberdinkle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Limberdinkle avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Jones forces Limberdinkle back against the cage and clinches.
Jones looking to throw knees to the head but Limberdinkle is blocking nicely.
Limberdinkle wants to get back to striking at distance but Jones won't allow it.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jones stops a takedown attempt from Limberdinkle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Urinus Limberdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jones is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Jones lands a knee to the body.
Jones scores a nice knee to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones missing with knees to the body.
Jones gets underhooks to prevent Limberdinkle's takedown attempt.
Limberdinkle is breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it misses.
Limberdinkle tries for a takedown but Jones manages to get underhooks.

Limberdinkle manages to break the clinch.
Jones blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chris Jones's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Limberdinkle swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle circles away from the clinch attempt.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Limberdinkle throws a front kick that sends Jones stumbling back into the cage.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Limberdinkle is just out of range.
Jones stuns Limberdinkle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Good work by Jones as he checks the leg kick.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Jones tests Limberdinkle's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Limberdinkle shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Jones is trying to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle trying to pass the guard but Jones defending well.
Jones is looking to improve his position.
Jones is staying active underneath Limberdinkle, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Limberdinkle moves nicely into side control.
Jones wants to get back to his feet.

Limberdinkle is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jones knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Jones is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jones takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Jones is pushing Limberdinkle's head away, looking to escape. Limberdinkle manages to hold on to the position though.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Limberdinkle raining down shots from the mount!
Limberdinkle tries to control but Jones wriggling away.

Limberdinkle is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Jones is surviving well by controlling Limberdinkle's body position as best he can.
Jones is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jones is looking to escape.
Jones is in all sorts of trouble here.
Limberdinkle can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jones is looking to escape.
Jones is looking to improve his position but Limberdinkle isn't that keen on the idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jones is squirming around, avoiding Limberdinkle's attempts to control the action.
Jones's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Jones is squirming around, avoiding Limberdinkle's attempts to control the action.
Limberdinkle working the ground and pound effectively.
Limberdinkle pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Limberdinkle has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jones's face.
Jones gets back to half guard.
Limberdinkle is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jones!
Limberdinkle wants to control the pace but Jones is squirming around nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Chris Jones's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Limberdinkle ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
A nice inside leg kick there by Limberdinkle. That's going to slow Jones down.
Jones checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle is looking to clinch.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick from Limberdinkle lands but Jones takes it in his stride.
Limberdinkle looks to land a body kick but Jones moved away.
Jones blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - Limberdinkle circles away.
Limberdinkle throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jones blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jones wants to clinch
and Limberdinkle counters with a slapping leg kick.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Jones moves into the clinch successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jones pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jones trying to land knees to the body.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Limberdinkle manages to break the clinch.
A nice combination there by Jones.
Jones fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jones closes the distance looking to clinch
and Limberdinkle counters with a low kick, right behind Jones 's knee.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle scores with a kick to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Jones. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jones.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
Limberdinkle swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Limberdinkle with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
Jones has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A thudding body kick lands there by Limberdinkle!
Limberdinkle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Limberdinkle feints and then cracks Jones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jones down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
A head kick misses from Limberdinkle.
Jones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Limberdinkle. Limberdinkle obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle lands with a slapping head kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Limberdinkle wants to clinch but Jones slips to the side
and Jones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses

and Jones counters by moving into the clinch.

Jones is fighting off a takedown attempt but Limberdinkle is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Jones to the mat. Jones regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.

Limberdinkle got a little sloppy there for a moment and Jones has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Limberdinkle has managed to get both his arms back between Jones's legs - danger averted.
Limberdinkle trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Limberdinkle's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Limberdinkle pushing down on Jones's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Limberdinkle lands with a punch from half guard.
Jones tries to get to full guard but Limberdinkle has control of the leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the action in half guard but Jones is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Limberdinkle works his way into full mount!
Limberdinkle can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jones is looking to escape.
Jones takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Limberdinkle wants to control the pace but Jones is squirming around nicely.
Limberdinkle is really struggling to control Jones but he's trying to hold on to the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Limberdinkle lands a heavy elbow.
Jones tries to reverse the position but Limberdinkle maintains control.
Limberdinkle working Jones over with strikes here.
Jones is wriggling around trying to escape.
Jones wants to hold on but Limberdinkle pushes him away.
Limberdinkle unloading with bombs!
Limberdinkle trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Limberdinkle working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Limberdinkle won't let Jones get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Chris Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Limberdinkle tries to control but Jones wriggling away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!