PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Bumbling Sotoropolis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange has chosen Fire as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Bumbling Sotoropolis
vs
Lange

213 cm
25
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Big Bumbling Sotoropolis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Artie Lange!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lange swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lange thows a left - swing and a miss!

Lange cracks Sotoropolis with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Lange has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Sotoropolis to stand back up!

It looks like Big Bumbling Sotoropolis has been cut.
A combination from Lange does no damage.
Some wild striking there from Lange.
Artie Lange seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sotoropolis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lange misses with an uppercut. Sotoropolis saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Sotoropolis.
Lange misses with a few strikes there.
Sotoropolis ducks under a wild hook from Lange.
Lange fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lange thows a body shot but no joy.
Lange misses with a series of wild punches.
A shot to the liver by Lange. Beautiful body shot.

Lange cracks Sotoropolis with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Sotoropolis looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Lange finish him?

Sotoropolis is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lange scores with a jab to the body.
Sotoropolis is breathing heavily.
Lange misses with an uppercut.
Lange stuns Sotoropolis with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lange throws a nice looking combination but Sotoropolis bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lange looks to score with a jab to the body but Sotoropolis is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lange throws a big shot that misses.
Lange loads up on a big right hand but Sotoropolis slips the punch.
Sotoropolis just misses with a punch to the body.
Lange just misses with a punch to the body.
Sotoropolis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lange stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sotoropolis.
Lange lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sotoropolis at a distance.
Sotoropolis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lange.
Lange jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Lange thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sotoropolis throws a body punch but Lange moves out of range.
Lange misses with a looping left.
Sotoropolis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lange misses with a straight right.
Lange misses with a hook.
Sotoropolis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lange.
Lange comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lange misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sotoropolis.
Lange throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lange throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sotoropolis sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Lange drops Sotoropolis with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Sotoropolis looks back up at him and smiles so Lange waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Oh Sotoropolis is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lange misses with a looping right.
Sotoropolis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sotoropolis seems to have got his legs back now.
Lange looks to throw the jab but Sotoropolis is out of range.
Sotoropolis blocks a jab.
Lange throws a hook but Sotoropolis avoids it easily.
Sotoropolis ducks under a wild hook from Lange.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lange throws a hook but Sotoropolis avoids it easily.
Sotoropolis fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lange looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lange misses with a straight right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Artie Lange dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big Bumbling Sotoropolis's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Sotoropolis lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Crack! Lange connects with the perfect overhand right and Sotoropolis falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Lange!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Artie Lange!