PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between George Whopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Rambo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Rambo's choice of entrance music: Ride of the Valkyries. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Whopper
vs
Rambo

188 cm
25
184 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

176 cm
22
170 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, George Whopper!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Rambo!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rambo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Whopper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rambo misses with a wild combination.
A slow jab from Rambo misses its intended target.
Whopper moves out of range of the strikes.
Whopper lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rambo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Whopper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Whopper throws a shot from downtown. Rambo moves away and avoids it.
Whopper misses with a body shot.
Rambo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rambo misses with a double jab.
Rambo looks to land a right hand but Whopper moved out of range.
Rambo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Whopper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whopper scores with a body shot.
Rambo looks to score with a jab to the body but Whopper is just out of range.
Rambo throws a body punch but Whopper moves out of range.
Whopper changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Rambo looks gassed!
Whopper misses with a straight left.
Rambo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Whopper lands a head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rambo looks to land a right hand but Whopper moved out of range.
Rambo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Whopper dodges the punch combination from Rambo.
Rambo misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rambo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rambo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Whopper moves out of range of the strikes.
Whopper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Whopper lands with a cross.
Rambo takes a swing at Whopper's ribcage but misses.
Rambo misses with a wild combination.
Rambo swinging wildly here.
Rambo scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
No joy there for Rambo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Whopper loads up on a big right hand but Rambo slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whopper misses with a straight left.
Rambo tries to bum rush Whopper with a series of wild strikes but Whopper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
John Rambo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Rambo misses.
Whopper scores with a hook.
Rambo lands a jab.
Rambo ducks under a wild hook from Whopper.
Rambo fails to land with a series of punches.
Rambo throws a jab but it's blocked by Whopper.
Whopper throws a big shot that misses.
Whopper connects with the punch.
Rambo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Whopper.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rambo misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Whopper to counter with a crisp jab.
Whopper throws a good cross that connects.

Rambo is rocked!
Whopper drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Rambo right on the button. Rambo goes down! Whopper follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Whopper gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). George Whopper!
George Whopper retains his welterweight title!