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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fleegle bananasplits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sinister Miro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bananasplits comes to the cage accompanied by tra la la by the banana splits. Miro is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by "Beyond the Veil" by TRISTANIA. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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212 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Fleegle bananasplits!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sinister Miro!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Shimada and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Miro lands a nice shot that snaps bananasplits's head back.
A swing and a miss from Miro.
bananasplits avoids the body shot from Miro.
Miro throws a solid leg kick but bananasplits takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Miro.
bananasplits closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
bananasplits decides to take the fight back to the feet.
A jab from bananasplits misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananasplits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miro was well out of range. Poor timing from bananasplits.
bananasplits goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
bananasplits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
bananasplits takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Miro misses with a two punch combination.
Miro looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
bananasplits throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from bananasplits misses its intended target.
No luck for bananasplits with that takedown attempt.
Miro misses with a two punch combination.
bananasplits throws a body kick that misses.
Fleegle bananasplits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
bananasplits with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miro throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
bananasplits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miro was well out of range. Poor timing from bananasplits.
Miro throws a body punch but bananasplits moves out of range.
A low kick from Miro misses
and bananasplits makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A punch combination from bananasplits misses.
bananasplits changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Miro with a hook.
bananasplits thows a left - swing and a miss!
bananasplits misses with a wild body shot.
bananasplits moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Miro misses with a leg kick
and bananasplits counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from bananasplits.
Miro lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fleegle bananasplits dominated that round.
That's time! bananasplits's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Miro is on the wrong end of a nice combination from bananasplits.
Nice body kick there by Miro.
bananasplits tries to land a body kick
and Miro cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
bananasplits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A low kick from Miro misses
and bananasplits counters with a nice uppercut.
bananasplits looks to land a combination but Miro avoids it well.
Miro moves away from the strike by bananasplits.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananasplits dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Miro. That did some damage!
bananasplits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Miro.
bananasplits tries to land a body kick
and Miro cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sinister Miro is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Miro ducks down and throws a hook to the body but bananasplits moves away.
bananasplits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Miro moves away.
bananasplits finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fleegle bananasplits is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
bananasplits checks the leg kick.
bananasplits moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Miro takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
bananasplits tries to bum rush Miro with a series of wild strikes but Miro uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from bananasplits.
Miro misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from bananasplits misses.
bananasplits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Miro.
Miro throws a lazy body kick
and bananasplits counters with a nice uppercut.
bananasplits throws a good cross that connects.
Miro uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from bananasplits.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Miro keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from bananasplits.
bananasplits lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
bananasplits slips a jab and a cross from Miro.
A swing and a miss from bananasplits.
bananasplits misses with a takedown attempt
and Miro counters with a nice leg kick.
bananasplits closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fleegle bananasplits dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
bananasplits throws a combination that misses
and Miro counters with a nice body kick.
bananasplits throws a left and a right that both miss
and Miro counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
bananasplits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miro was well out of range. Poor timing from bananasplits.
Miro misses with a double jab
and bananasplits counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
bananasplits just misses with a punch to the body.
bananasplits shoots in for a double leg but Miro sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bananasplits shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Miro but Miro pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Miro fails to land with a series of punches.
bananasplits checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
bananasplits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Miro fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
bananasplits throws a leg kick which misses Miro's front leg but catches the back leg as Miro tries to avoid it.
bananasplits lands with a right hand.
A low kick from bananasplits misses
and Miro counters with a three punch combo that has bananasplits backing up. bananasplits nods at Miro to acknowledge the strikes.
Miro catches bananasplits with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Miro throws an overhand right that lands on bananasplits's shoulder, as bananasplits tries to avoid the shot.
bananasplits misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miro dodges the punch combination from bananasplits.
Miro throws a head kick but bananasplits moves out of range.
bananasplits looks to throw the jab but Miro is out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Miro.
Miro throws the left hand but bananasplits avoids the punch easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
A shot to the body from Miro misses
and bananasplits counters with a nice body shot.
bananasplits looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
bananasplits throws a left and a right that both miss
and bananasplits takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Miro stuffs the takedown attempt from bananasplits. bananasplits gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fleegle bananasplits. That's going to take a lot out of him.
bananasplits chopping away at his opponent's legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Sinister Miro just about did enough to take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by bananasplits.
bananasplits moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Miro misses with a leg kick
and bananasplits counters with a takedown into side control.
bananasplits thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
bananasplits decides to stand back up.
bananasplits throws a head kick but Miro moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miro ducks down and throws a hook to the body but bananasplits moves away.
bananasplits falls off balance throwing a combination
and Miro counters with a nice leg kick.
bananasplits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fleegle bananasplits is winning the standup battle so far.
bananasplits missing with a left hand there. Miro was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Miro throws a combination that misses
and bananasplits counters with a left to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
bananasplits misses with a double jab
and Miro counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
bananasplits shoots for a takedown but Miro saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
bananasplits throws a left and a right that both miss
and Miro counters with a stiff right hand.
bananasplits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Miro circles away quickly and effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bananasplits misses with the combination.
bananasplits circles away from the clinch attempt
and bananasplits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Miro throws a low kick but bananasplits moves out of range easily.
Miro looks to score with a jab to the body but bananasplits is just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Miro scores with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from bananasplits. Miro does a little dance to reset his feet.
bananasplits throws a head kick that half lands.
bananasplits misses with a looping right.
Miro scores with a leg kick.
Miro looks to score with a jab to the body but bananasplits is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fleegle bananasplits had his way with Sinister Miro in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
bananasplits lands a body shot.
bananasplits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Miro.
bananasplits lands a nice leg kick that just misses Miro's sensitive parts.
bananasplits misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Miro, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
bananasplits throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nice cross by bananasplits.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miro scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
bananasplits swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Miro makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
bananasplits fails to land the takedown.
bananasplits misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Miro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
bananasplits slips a jab from Miro.
bananasplits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
bananasplits takes a swing at Miro's ribcage but misses.
bananasplits loads up on a big right hand but Miro slips the punch.
A low kick from bananasplits is predictable there
and Miro counters with a nice body kick.
bananasplits blocks a head kick by Miro.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bananasplits tries for a takedown but Miro sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
bananasplits fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Miro throws a leg kick which misses bananasplits's front leg but catches the back leg as bananasplits tries to avoid it.
bananasplits throws a solid leg kick but Miro takes the impact on his shin and smiles at bananasplits.
bananasplits misses with a body shot.
Miro throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Miro avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A solid leg kick lands there for bananasplits.
bananasplits throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Miro counters with a three punch combo that has bananasplits backing up. bananasplits nods at Miro to acknowledge the strikes.
bananasplits drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Sinister Miro has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Miro wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and bananasplits manages to pass to side control.
bananasplits performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fleegle bananasplits.
Well bananasplits has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 50:46
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 48:47
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 50:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fleegle bananasplits!
Fleegle bananasplits is the new light heavyweight champion!
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