PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barb Dwyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monty Python (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dwyer
vs
Python

225 cm
23
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
305 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Barb Dwyer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Monty Python!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Python with a jab.
Dwyer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Python fails to land with a series of punches.
Python misses with a straight right.
Python throws a series of punches but Dwyer moves out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Python.
Dwyer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Python sizes up Dwyer with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Python takes a swing at Dwyer's ribcage but misses.
Dwyer throws a series of punches but Python moves out of range.
Python fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dwyer manages to avoid it.
Monty Python seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Python throws a hook to the side of Dwyer's head but Dwyer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Python punishes Dwyer's body with a nice straight punch.
A slow jab from Python misses its intended target.
Dwyer fails to land with a series of punches.
Python misses with a combination
enabling Dwyer to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Python falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dwyer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Python throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dwyer counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Python looks gassed!
Python misses with a straight right.
Python misses with a jab to the body
and Dwyer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dwyer swinging wildly here.
Python takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like Monty Python has been cut.
Dwyer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Python dodges the punch combination from Dwyer.
Python swings away with a body shot that misses

and Python is countered with a crisp right hand from Dwyer that sends him to the canvas! Dwyer follows him to the mat into side control.

Dwyer has an Americana. Python didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Dwyer is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Dwyer hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Barb Dwyer!
Barb Dwyer retains his super heavyweight title!