PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between faga oot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chernyshevsky has chosen The Sisters of Mercy -- Lucretia, My Reflection as his entrance music. faga oot is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

oot
vs
Chernyshevsky

197 cm
19
276 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
19
250 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, faga oot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Steve Erwin and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chernyshevsky on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Rakhmetov Chernyshevsky has been cut.
Chernyshevsky stuns oot with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
oot throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chernyshevsky swings for the body but oot moves out of range.
oot tries to bum rush Chernyshevsky with a series of wild strikes but Chernyshevsky uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Chernyshevsky gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chernyshevsky thows a body shot but no joy.
oot tries to clinch there but Chernyshevsky circles away.
oot uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky scores with a jab to the jaw.
oot uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chernyshevsky.
Chernyshevsky misses with a wild body shot.
oot tries to clinch up.
A shot to the liver by Chernyshevsky. Beautiful body shot.
Chernyshevsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
oot lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
oot misses with a straight left.
Chernyshevsky is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down oot rather than just go for the knockout.
oot lands with a right that hurts Chernyshevsky. Chernyshevsky looks to clinch but oot throws a short knee that drops Chernyshevsky. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). faga oot!