PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between vanka vstanka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatty Fatty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). vanka vstanka has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

vstanka
vs
Fatty

220 cm
23
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

194 cm
24
299 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, vanka vstanka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fatty Fatty!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
vstanka shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fatty as he jumps to the side.
vstanka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice straight punches there by Fatty. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Fatty.
No luck with that takedown attempt from vstanka.
Fatty throws a combination but it was largely blocked by vstanka.
Fatty lands a straight punch to the body, keeping vstanka at a distance.
vstanka is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fatty lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but vstanka circles away quickly and effectively.
Fatty scores with a jab. vstanka acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fatty fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fatty steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! vstanka is out on his feet! Fatty sets himself and nearly takes vstanka's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fatty Fatty!