PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Fark McGeeZax (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McGeeZax
vs
Villa

170 cm
18
142 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fark McGeeZax!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Poncho Villa!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A right-left combo lands from McGeeZax.
Villa takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McGeeZax misses with a few strikes there.
McGeeZax lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Villa misses with a low kick.
McGeeZax checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McGeeZax is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McGeeZax lands a nice hook to Villa's body. Villa takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A clash of legs there as McGeeZax blocks the low kick.
McGeeZax scores with a three punch combo!
Villa should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
McGeeZax lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Villa throws out a leg kick but McGeeZax moves out of range and Villa only half commits.
McGeeZax lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Villa throws a low kick but McGeeZax avoids it.
A leg kick checked by McGeeZax.
Villa drops his hands momentarily and McGeeZax takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Villa misses with a low kick as McGeeZax jumps back.
McGeeZax bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Villa's head.
McGeeZax lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McGeeZax checks a leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A lazy left from McGeeZax finds it's target.
McGeeZax lands with a hook. Villa tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Good exchange - McGeeZax coming out on top.
McGeeZax throws a series of strikes that have Villa backpedaling.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGeeZax moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by McGeeZax. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McGeeZax.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Villa tries to land a leg kick but McGeeZax saw it coming and moves away.
Villa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McGeeZax lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Villa backs up against the cage.
McGeeZax lands a jab to the nose.
McGeeZax jabs Villa right on the nose. Villa blinks but takes it well.
McGeeZax lands with a good body shot.
McGeeZax scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McGeeZax dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McGeeZax lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Villa throws a chopping leg kick but McGeeZax manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A right-left combo lands from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax cracks Villa with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Villa takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A left lands for McGeeZax.
McGeeZax is working the combinations to good effect here.
McGeeZax moves out of range of the leg kick from Villa.
Villa will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Villa tries to land a leg kick but McGeeZax saw it coming and moves away.
McGeeZax lands a two punch combo.
Villa has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
McGeeZax keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Villa looks gassed!
The fighters circle momentarily. McGeeZax darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Villa misses with a low kick as McGeeZax jumps back.
McGeeZax throws a series of strikes that have Villa backpedaling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from McGeeZax does it's job there.
Villa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Villa pivots, looking for a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range and Villa settles back down.
McGeeZax lands a two punch combo.
Villa on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McGeeZax closes the distance and lands a one-two.
McGeeZax is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nice straight punches there by McGeeZax. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McGeeZax.
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax checks it.
Left hook, right uppercut from McGeeZax.
A shot to the liver by McGeeZax. Beautiful body shot.
McGeeZax lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A jab from McGeeZax does it's job there.
McGeeZax lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McGeeZax catches Villa with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Villa is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McGeeZax.
Villa throws a low kick, looking for McGeeZax's leg but McGeeZax calmly moves out of range.
Villa tries to score with a low kick but McGeeZax moves his leg out of the way.
McGeeZax looks to land a combination. Villa sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
McGeeZax is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
McGeeZax connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Villa momentarily.
McGeeZax paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McGeeZax digs a good hook to Villa's body.
McGeeZax throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Villa on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Villa looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Villa has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
McGeeZax scores with a three punch combo!
McGeeZax lands a jab-cross combination.
McGeeZax's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and McGeeZax duly obliges.
McGeeZax blocks a low kick nicely.
Villa wants to land a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range.
McGeeZax scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McGeeZax thuds his right hand into Villa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McGeeZax displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Villa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jab from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Villa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McGeeZax punishes Villa's body with a nice straight punch.
McGeeZax scores with a jab.
McGeeZax smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McGeeZax is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McGeeZax closes the distance and lands a one-two.
McGeeZax checks a leg kick.
Poncho Villa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGeeZax keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McGeeZax lands a glancing blow to the side of Villa's head.
McGeeZax lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Villa misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Villa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Villa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Villa tries to move into range but McGeeZax moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McGeeZax fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Good standup being displayed there by McGeeZax as he connects with a hook.
Villa takes one on the button.
Villa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McGeeZax throws a series of strikes that have Villa backpedaling.
A right-left combo lands from McGeeZax.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McGeeZax, as that shot connected.
McGeeZax digs a good body shot into Villa's ribs.
McGeeZax lands a right hook to the body.
Villa throws a low kick but it's checked well by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax lands a nice shot to the body.
Villa throws out a leg kick but McGeeZax moves out of range and Villa only half commits.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Villa on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McGeeZax cracks Villa with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Villa misses with a low kick.
Villa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McGeeZax avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fark McGeeZax dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Villa throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
McGeeZax scores with a sloppy right hand. Villa should have avoided that one.
McGeeZax scores with a nice strike.
Villa drops his hands momentarily and McGeeZax takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Villa has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McGeeZax finds it's way round the side to connect with Villa's head.
Villa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Villa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McGeeZax connects with a good right hand that stumbles Villa. Villa circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McGeeZax moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
McGeeZax getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McGeeZax lands a jab to the nose.
Villa takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
McGeeZax scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Villa might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McGeeZax has got the better of the exchanges.
McGeeZax scores with a hook to the body. Villa takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McGeeZax checks a leg kick.
McGeeZax scores with a hook.
Villa wants to slow McGeeZax down by chopping away at his legs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McGeeZax rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Villa moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good standup being displayed there by McGeeZax as he connects with a hook.
McGeeZax throws a one two combo.
A right-left combo lands from McGeeZax.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGeeZax keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McGeeZax checks a low kick from Villa.
McGeeZax checks the leg kick nicely there.
McGeeZax scores with a decent looking hook.
McGeeZax blocks a leg kick.
McGeeZax displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A jab lands there for McGeeZax.
Villa finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McGeeZax checks a leg kick.
McGeeZax is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Villa can do to turn this around?
McGeeZax connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Villa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fark McGeeZax is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Villa wants to land a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range.
Villa tried to score with a low kick but McGeeZax checks it.
Left hook, right uppercut from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax scores with a jab. Villa acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A clash of legs there as McGeeZax blocks the low kick.
McGeeZax looks to land a combination. Villa sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
McGeeZax moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
McGeeZax lunges at Villa with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Villa's hand.
A leg kick checked by McGeeZax.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from McGeeZax.
Villa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Villa throws and low kick but McGeeZax moves out of range easily.
Villa wants to slow McGeeZax down by chopping away at his legs.
McGeeZax digs a good hook to Villa's body.
McGeeZax connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Villa's hands.
McGeeZax moves out of range of the leg kick from Villa.
Villa misses with a low kick.
McGeeZax lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Villa misses with a low kick.
Villa takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Villa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - McGeeZax scores with a four punch combination!
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax checks it.
McGeeZax jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
McGeeZax clobbers Villa with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
McGeeZax lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A bone on bone clash there as McGeeZax blocks the leg kick.
Villa shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McGeeZax throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Villa stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax throws a combination. Villa tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Villa throws a low kick but McGeeZax avoids it.
McGeeZax scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Villa misses with a leg kick.
McGeeZax throws a right hand that Villa ducks under and follows up with a left that Villa also avoids with ease.
Good work by McGeeZax as he checks the leg kick.
Villa misses with a low kick.
Villa attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Villa takes one on the button.
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax moved away.
Villa tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McGeeZax is able to avoid easily.
Villa throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McGeeZax thuds his right hand into Villa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McGeeZax stalks Villa and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Villa's face. Villa staggers backwards, shaken.
Villa misses with a low kick as McGeeZax jumps back.
McGeeZax keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McGeeZax stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McGeeZax lands a nice shot that snaps Villa's head back.
Villa fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McGeeZax checks it well.
Villa walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nice body punch from McGeeZax.
McGeeZax jabs at Villa's body.
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax checks it.
McGeeZax takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McGeeZax blocks a low kick nicely.
Villa throws a low kick but it's checked well by McGeeZax.
McGeeZax swinging wildly here.
McGeeZax scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Villa is looking to score with low kicks.
Villa takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A bone on bone clash there as McGeeZax blocks the leg kick.
McGeeZax throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Villa on the wrong end of a nice jab.
McGeeZax connects with a single shot there.
McGeeZax tries to bum rush Villa with a series of wild strikes but Villa uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Villa tries a low kick but McGeeZax avoids it.
McGeeZax throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Villa.
Villa is looking to slow McGeeZax down with leg kicks.
McGeeZax lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fark McGeeZax dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Villa lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McGeeZax has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McGeeZax and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McGeeZax blocks a low kick nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts McGeeZax, as that shot connected.
Villa throws a solid leg kick but McGeeZax takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Villa.
Good standup being displayed there by McGeeZax as he connects with a hook.
Villa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range.
McGeeZax lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Villa backs up against the cage.
McGeeZax keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McGeeZax scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McGeeZax lands a lovely overhand right.
Villa tries to score with a low kick but McGeeZax moves his leg out of the way.
Villa is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McGeeZax.
Villa is looking to chop away at McGeeZax's legs.
McGeeZax scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McGeeZax scores with a punch to the head.
Good standup being displayed there by McGeeZax as he connects with a hook.
Jab by McGeeZax.
Villa misses with a low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Villa walks into a stiff left hand from McGeeZax.
Villa misses with a low kick.
Villa shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGeeZax scores with a jab. Villa acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McGeeZax lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A clash of legs there as McGeeZax blocks the low kick.
Villa misses with a low kick as McGeeZax jumps back.
Villa moves forwards but McGeeZax connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Villa fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range.
McGeeZax connects with a looping right hand.
McGeeZax stuns Villa with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Villa has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Villa tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McGeeZax is able to avoid easily.
McGeeZax lands with a hook. Villa tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McGeeZax connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McGeeZax throws a series of strikes that have Villa backpedaling.
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax moved away.
McGeeZax blocks a low kick nicely.
McGeeZax is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McGeeZax moves out of range as Villa throws a body kick.
McGeeZax swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Villa.
McGeeZax closes the distance and lands a one-two.
McGeeZax scores with a jab to the body.
McGeeZax scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fark McGeeZax is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa moves forwards but McGeeZax connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Villa fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McGeeZax checks it well.
Villa on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McGeeZax scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Villa throws a low kick but it's checked well by McGeeZax.
Villa tries a low kick but McGeeZax avoids it.
McGeeZax with a jab.
McGeeZax connects with the punch.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as McGeeZax checks a leg kick.
McGeeZax thuds his right hand into Villa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McGeeZax avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
McGeeZax lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
McGeeZax connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Decent striking displayed by McGeeZax there.
Villa wants to land a leg kick but McGeeZax is out of range.
McGeeZax's corner calls for a 1-2. McGeeZax obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Villa throws a low kick but McGeeZax avoids it.
McGeeZax checks a low kick from Villa.
Villa is looking to score with low kicks.
Good work by McGeeZax as he checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGeeZax scores with a one two! Villa had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Villa tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McGeeZax works over Villa's head and body with a nice combination.
McGeeZax throws a right and a left that both miss.
McGeeZax checks the leg kick nicely there.
Villa misses with a low kick as McGeeZax jumps back.
Villa is looking to score with low kicks.
Villa takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax sees it coming and moves out of range.
McGeeZax misses with the combination.
McGeeZax scores with a jab. Villa acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Villa misses with a leg kick.
McGeeZax connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Villa tries to work over McGeeZax's front leg with a kick but McGeeZax checks it.
McGeeZax lands with a nice combination. Villa backs away looking to recover.
Donk. McGeeZax catches Villa right on the button with a cross.
Villa fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McGeeZax checks it well.
McGeeZax cracks Villa with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A nice combination there by McGeeZax.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McGeeZax checks the leg kick.
McGeeZax bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Villa's head backwards.
McGeeZax works over Villa's head and body with a nice combination.
McGeeZax misses with a wild combination.
Villa throws a chopping leg kick but McGeeZax manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McGeeZax lands a really nice looking cross but Villa seems unphased.
Villa motions for McGeeZax to come forward. Villa throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A decent looking cross lands there for McGeeZax.

Villa scores a takedown into full mount!

Villa is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Villa tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and McGeeZax is able to avoid easily.
Villa takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McGeeZax goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Villa moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Poncho Villa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fark McGeeZax is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Villa throws a leg kick but McGeeZax sees it coming and moves out of range.
Villa drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fark McGeeZax showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McGeeZax, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:26
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fark McGeeZax!