PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between John Dickenson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny McCormick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dickenson comes to the cage accompanied by Whisky in the jar - Metallica. McCormick is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Snoop DoGG. John Dickenson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kenny McCormick's chin.

Dickenson
vs
McCormick

183 cm
23
143 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

150 cm
23
146 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Dickenson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kenny McCormick!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Aafke Stam and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from McCormick does no damage.
Dickenson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McCormick misses with a few strikes there.
McCormick throws a series of strikes that have Dickenson backpedaling.

It looks like John Dickenson has been cut.
McCormick fails to land with a series of punches.

McCormick pushes Dickenson up against the cage in a clinch.
Dickenson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from McCormick.
McCormick tries to score a body lock takedown but Dickenson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

McCormick works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
McCormick stopping the sweep attempt from Dickenson.
Dickenson is working hard here to advance position.
McCormick tries to free his leg and advance position but Dickenson is retaining full guard.
McCormick won't allow Dickenson to sweep him here.
McCormick wants to pass the guard but Dickenson is keeping the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dickenson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McCormick can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
McCormick passes Dickenson's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Dickenson is trying to maintain the position but McCormick is very close to passing his half guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Dickenson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dickenson ducks under a wild hook from McCormick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
McCormick stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McCormick is trying to drag Dickenson to the mat but Dickenson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
John Dickenson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kenny McCormick.

McCormick lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

McCormick is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McCormick looks gassed!
McCormick thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dickenson's head.

McCormick seems to be working for a kimura but Dickenson defends the submission attempt.

Dickenson looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dickenson gets full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McCormick drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says McCormick as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Dickenson screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with McCormick! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Kenny McCormick!