PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between baddusousus fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Caleb Emmanuel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

fatherfockerusus
vs
Emmanuel

186 cm
21
180 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

181 cm
23
168 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, baddusousus fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Caleb Emmanuel!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Emmanuel fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but fatherfockerusus avoids it really well and circles away.
fatherfockerusus uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Emmanuel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Emmanuel bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
fatherfockerusus stops Emmanuel from passing to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Emmanuel tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Emmanuel has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
fatherfockerusus is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus is working hard here to advance position.
Emmanuel working away.

Emmanuel goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, fatherfockerusus rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Emmanuel's guard! Nice work there by fatherfockerusus!

fatherfockerusus got a little sloppy there for a moment and Emmanuel has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, fatherfockerusus has managed to get both his arms back between Emmanuel's legs - danger averted.
fatherfockerusus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Emmanuel works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
fatherfockerusus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
fatherfockerusus scoring with some ground and pound.
fatherfockerusus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Emmanuel keeping full guard, as fatherfockerusus tries to pass.
fatherfockerusus postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Emmanuel utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
fatherfockerusus working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Emmanuel's head.
Emmanuel is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst fatherfockerusus is controlling him.
fatherfockerusus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Emmanuel is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Emmanuel is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. fatherfockerusus doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Emmanuel.
fatherfockerusus is holding on to half guard well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Emmanuel is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Emmanuel is looking to take a break and control but fatherfockerusus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
fatherfockerusus moves into full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as fatherfockerusus holds on and takes a little breather.
Emmanuel trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but fatherfockerusus manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
fatherfockerusus has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Emmanuel is trying to control the position but fatherfockerusus postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Emmanuel utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
fatherfockerusus stopping the sweep attempt from Emmanuel.
fatherfockerusus trying to control but Emmanuel is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

baddusousus fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

fatherfockerusus moves into the clinch successfully.
fatherfockerusus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

fatherfockerusus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Emmanuel misses with a low kick.
The fighters circling - fatherfockerusus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Emmanuel tries to clinch but fatherfockerusus moves away
and fatherfockerusus counters with an inside leg kick.
Caleb Emmanuel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Emmanuel with a poor takedown
and fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Emmanuel doesn't succeed with the takedown
and fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand.
Emmanuel walks into a jab.

fatherfockerusus closes the distance and pushes Emmanuel back into the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by fatherfockerusus.
Emmanuel takes a shot to the head.
fatherfockerusus scores with an uppercut up the middle.

fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A left lands for fatherfockerusus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Emmanuel takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus misses with the combination.
Emmanuel with a lazy takedown attempt
and fatherfockerusus counters with a stiff right hand.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Caleb Emmanuel.
Emmanuel is breathing heavily.

Emmanuel shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
fatherfockerusus is concentrating on defense, preventing Emmanuel from advancing position.

Emmanuel looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
fatherfockerusus moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Emmanuel missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Emmanuel stopping the sweep attempt from fatherfockerusus.
fatherfockerusus has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Emmanuel trying to control but fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.

Emmanuel has gone for a leg lock! fatherfockerusus slips out almost immediately though and dives into Emmanuel's guard.
fatherfockerusus throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Emmanuel works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
fatherfockerusus postures up and lands a big shot to Emmanuel's brow.
fatherfockerusus scoring with punches to the head and body.
Emmanuel looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but fatherfockerusus puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
fatherfockerusus lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Emmanuel is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but fatherfockerusus pulls his head out easily.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. fatherfockerusus lands a nice short elbow.
fatherfockerusus looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
fatherfockerusus throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. fatherfockerusus lands a nice short elbow.
Emmanuel keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
fatherfockerusus is keen to just control but Emmanuel is a slippery customer.
Emmanuel wants to improve his position but fatherfockerusus is controlling well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
fatherfockerusus seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
fatherfockerusus lands strikes from half guard.
fatherfockerusus working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

baddusousus fatherfockerusus dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Emmanuel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from fatherfockerusus.
fatherfockerusus sizes up Emmanuel with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
fatherfockerusus throws a quick inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for fatherfockerusus.
Emmanuel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from fatherfockerusus.
fatherfockerusus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Emmanuel shoots and misses
and fatherfockerusus counters with a left to the body.
Emmanuel shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Emmanuel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Emmanuel misses with a takedown
and fatherfockerusus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Caleb Emmanuel.

fatherfockerusus gets a clinch.
Emmanuel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Emmanuel tries to keep at a distance but fatherfockerusus has taken the fight into the clinch.
fatherfockerusus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from fatherfockerusus.
fatherfockerusus prevents a takedown attempt there.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as fatherfockerusus takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
fatherfockerusus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from fatherfockerusus.

fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Emmanuel has his takedown stuffed
and fatherfockerusus counters with an outside leg kick.
Emmanuel needs to keep his hands up - fatherfockerusus had a free shot at his head there.

fatherfockerusus moves into range and clinches up with Emmanuel.
fatherfockerusus scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from fatherfockerusus on the inside.
fatherfockerusus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

fatherfockerusus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Emmanuel tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
fatherfockerusus lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Emmanuel backs up against the cage.
A jab from fatherfockerusus does it's job there.
fatherfockerusus misses with a double jab.
fatherfockerusus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Emmanuel circles away quickly and effectively.
fatherfockerusus misses with a two punch combination.
Emmanuel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
fatherfockerusus lands a really nice looking cross but Emmanuel seems unphased.
fatherfockerusus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Emmanuel on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Emmanuel with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling fatherfockerusus to score with a decent uppercut.
Emmanuel takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fatherfockerusus lands a two punch combo.
fatherfockerusus connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
fatherfockerusus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Emmanuel gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and fatherfockerusus counters with a slapping leg kick.
Emmanuel gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Emmanuel needs to keep his hands up - fatherfockerusus had a free shot at his head there.
Caleb Emmanuel is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
fatherfockerusus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Emmanuel on the side of the head.

fatherfockerusus clinches up with Emmanuel and pushes him back against the cage.
A short uppercut from fatherfockerusus.
fatherfockerusus comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice body punch from fatherfockerusus - that landed with a thud.
A short right hand to the side of the head by fatherfockerusus.

fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Caleb Emmanuel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Emmanuel darts in trying to clinch
and fatherfockerusus counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
fatherfockerusus scores with a hook to the body. Emmanuel takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
fatherfockerusus looks to land a combination. Emmanuel sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
fatherfockerusus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

fatherfockerusus clinches.
Emmanuel takes a shot to the head.
fatherfockerusus lands a left hand that snaps the head of Emmanuel backwards.
fatherfockerusus makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
fatherfockerusus lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Emmanuel takes a shot to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
fatherfockerusus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
baddusousus fatherfockerusus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head.

fatherfockerusus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
fatherfockerusus lands a slapping body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
baddusousus fatherfockerusus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well fatherfockerusus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:26
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:26
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... baddusousus fatherfockerusus!