PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Foxtrot Kilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonzo Winkerbeam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kilo comes to the cage accompanied by Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Winkerbeam is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wild Thing. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Kilo
vs
Winkerbeam

184 cm
22
280 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

186 cm
22
273 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Sharon Needles Nutrition (Donation givebacks PROMO

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Foxtrot Kilo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gonzo Winkerbeam!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Leandro Rodrigues and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kilo takes one on the button.
Kilo takes one on the button.
Kilo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winkerbeam manages to avoid it.
Winkerbeam misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kilo digs a good body shot into Winkerbeam's ribs.
Winkerbeam throws a body punch but Kilo moves out of range.
Winkerbeam misses with a shot to the body
letting Kilo counter with a right hand.
Winkerbeam moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Kilo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Winkerbeam works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kilo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Winkerbeam.
Kilo goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Winkerbeam throws a big shot that misses.
Winkerbeam thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kilo throws the left hand but Winkerbeam avoids the punch easily.
Winkerbeam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kilo was well out of range. Poor timing from Winkerbeam.
Kilo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Winkerbeam throws a jab when Kilo was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Winkerbeam takes a swing at Kilo's ribcage but misses.
Winkerbeam misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kilo.
Winkerbeam throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kilo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kilo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winkerbeam throws out the jab.
Kilo ducks under a wild hook from Winkerbeam.
Kilo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Winkerbeam was well out of range. Poor timing from Kilo.
Winkerbeam stuns Kilo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Winkerbeam swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kilo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kilo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Winkerbeam lands a nice hook to Kilo's body. Kilo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Winkerbeam misses with the combination.
Kilo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Winkerbeam.
Nice sprawl there from Winkerbeam as Kilo shoots in.
Winkerbeam swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kilo defending well as Winkerbeam loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilo scores with a jab to the head.
Winkerbeam throws a jab but it's blocked by Kilo.
Gonzo Winkerbeam is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Winkerbeam misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Winkerbeam misses.
Winkerbeam misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Winkerbeam misses the target.
Winkerbeam misses with a body punch
and Kilo counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Kilo closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Winkerbeam can do anything to dispel that myth.

Kilo decides to stand and escape the position.
Kilo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kilo digs a good hook to Winkerbeam's body.
Winkerbeam wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kilo throws the left hand but Winkerbeam avoids the punch easily.
Winkerbeam dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winkerbeam getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Winkerbeam wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Winkerbeam ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kilo moves away.
Kilo swings for the body but Winkerbeam moves out of range.
Winkerbeam throws a body punch but Kilo moves out of range.
A slow jab from Kilo misses its intended target.
Winkerbeam misses with a straight right.
Winkerbeam misses with a hook to the body
and Kilo counters with a left to the body.
Winkerbeam just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice defenses there by Kilo.
Winkerbeam tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kilo was well out of range. Poor timing from Winkerbeam.
Kilo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Winkerbeam loads up on a big right hand but Kilo slips the punch.
Kilo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kilo lands with a shot to the body.
Kilo is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Winkerbeam.

It looks like Foxtrot Kilo has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Winkerbeam lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kilo misses the shot to the body.
Kilo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam dips to his left and cracks Kilo with an uppercut!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kilo ducks under a wild hook from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Winkerbeam digs a good hook to Kilo's body.
A big left from Kilo misses.
Kilo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winkerbeam throws out the jab.
Jab by Winkerbeam.
Good standup being displayed there by Kilo as he connects with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kilo cracks Winkerbeam with a right hand to the side of the head.
Gonzo Winkerbeam seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Winkerbeam scores with the left hand. Kilo knows he should have avoided that one.
Winkerbeam is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kilo had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Winkerbeam misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jab, jab by Winkerbeam - just one landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Foxtrot Kilo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Foxtrot Kilo's cut.
That's time! Kilo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Nice defenses there by Kilo.
Kilo slips a jab from Winkerbeam.
Kilo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam connects with a nice looking jab.
Winkerbeam lands a right hook to the body.
Jab from Winkerbeam.
Kilo just misses with a punch to the body.
Kilo misses the shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Winkerbeam misses
and Kilo counters with a nice body shot.
Winkerbeam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Winkerbeam throws a sloppy body shot
and Kilo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Winkerbeam on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Winkerbeam throws a looping overhand right but Kilo ducks down to avoid it.
Winkerbeam with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kilo to score with a decent uppercut.
Winkerbeam missing with a left hand there. Kilo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kilo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winkerbeam throws out the jab.
Kilo ducks under a wild hook from Winkerbeam.
Kilo defending well as Winkerbeam loads up on a big left hand.
Winkerbeam lands a slapping body shot.
Winkerbeam lands a head shot.
Kilo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Winkerbeam throws a looping overhand right but Kilo ducks down to avoid it.
Winkerbeam falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kilo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kilo takes a swing at Winkerbeam's ribcage but misses.
Winkerbeam misses with a jab to the body
and Kilo counters with a three punch combo that has Winkerbeam backing up. Winkerbeam nods at Kilo to acknowledge the strikes.
Winkerbeam misses with a looping right.
Winkerbeam throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Winkerbeam lands a jab-cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kilo slips under a jab from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam throws a series of punches but Kilo moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Winkerbeam throws a sloppy body shot
and Kilo counters with a left to the body.
Kilo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winkerbeam manages to avoid it.
Winkerbeam jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kilo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam throws a series of punches but Kilo avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Winkerbeam misses.
Kilo avoids the body shot from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kilo swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Winkerbeam throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kilo.
A punch combination from Winkerbeam misses.
Kilo ducks under a wild hook from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam misses with a jab, cross combination.
Winkerbeam throws a shot from downtown. Kilo moves away and avoids it.
A jab from Winkerbeam misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kilo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Winkerbeam.
Kilo moves forwards but Winkerbeam connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kilo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Winkerbeam.
Kilo blocks a jab.
Winkerbeam is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kilo.
Winkerbeam lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kilo at a distance.
Winkerbeam lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kilo at a distance.
Winkerbeam lands a slapping body shot.
Kilo slips a straight right by Winkerbeam.
Kilo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kilo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kilo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winkerbeam throws out the jab.
Winkerbeam swings away with a body shot that misses

and Kilo counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Winkerbeam's guard now.
Kilo wants to pass the guard but Winkerbeam is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Winkerbeam looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Winkerbeam wants to stand but Kilo is controlling the position.
Winkerbeam looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kilo trying to control but Winkerbeam is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Winkerbeam is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Gonzo Winkerbeam will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Foxtrot Kilo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Kilo slips a jab from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam throws a shot from downtown. Kilo moves away and avoids it.
Kilo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Winkerbeam.
Kilo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Winkerbeam was well out of range. Poor timing from Kilo.
Gonzo Winkerbeam seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Winkerbeam thows a body shot but no joy.
Winkerbeam throws the left hand but Kilo avoids the punch easily.
Winkerbeam slips a jab from Kilo.
Winkerbeam uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kilo.
Kilo misses the jab.
Winkerbeam cracks a nice hook into Kilo's ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kilo scores with a hook.
Kilo misses with a looping right.
Kilo misses with a leg kick.
Winkerbeam throws a combination that misses
and Kilo makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Winkerbeam misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kilo counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Winkerbeam thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Winkerbeam takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Winkerbeam misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kilo.
A jab from Kilo does it's job there.
Winkerbeam takes a swing at Kilo's ribcage but misses.
Winkerbeam misses with a shot to the body
and Kilo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Winkerbeam misses with a straight right.
Winkerbeam misses the body punch
and Kilo counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Winkerbeam thows a body shot but no joy.
Kilo throws a right hand that Winkerbeam ducks under and follows up with a left that Winkerbeam also avoids with ease.
Kilo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Winkerbeam misses with a straight right.
Kilo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Winkerbeam lands a body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Winkerbeam.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kilo throws a looping overhand right but Winkerbeam ducks down to avoid it.
Winkerbeam getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Winkerbeam swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Winkerbeam. Kilo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Winkerbeam swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kilo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kilo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kilo dodges the punch combination from Winkerbeam.
Kilo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam misses with a looping right.
Nice shot lands for Winkerbeam.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kilo moves out of range as Winkerbeam strikes.
Kilo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kilo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kilo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Winkerbeam throws out the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Winkerbeam throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kilo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Winkerbeam avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Winkerbeam thows a body shot but no joy.
Winkerbeam throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kilo counters with a nice body shot.
Jab by Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam scores with a jab to the jaw.
Winkerbeam swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kilo moves out of range of the strikes.
Winkerbeam swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Winkerbeam misses.
Winkerbeam steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kilo.
Kilo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kilo takes one to the chin there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kilo. Winkerbeam does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Winkerbeam misses the target.
Winkerbeam scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Winkerbeam works the jab nicely.
Kilo takes one on the button.
Kilo throws a right hand that Winkerbeam ducks under and follows up with a left that Winkerbeam also avoids with ease.
Kilo slips a jab and a cross from Winkerbeam.
Winkerbeam misses with a looping left.

Kilo scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Winkerbeam keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Winkerbeam is looking for a sweep. Kilo is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gonzo Winkerbeam comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Winkerbeam has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 28:30
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gonzo Winkerbeam!