PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Tilthammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ricky haper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tilthammer comes to the cage accompanied by Jedi mind tricks - Blood in blood out. ricky haper is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Tilthammer
vs
haper

190 cm
20
196 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

188 cm
20
190 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Tesla Apparel

Dark Storm Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexander Tilthammer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, ricky haper!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Sergei Dronov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tilthammer misses with a wild body shot.
Tilthammer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
haper tries to clinch but Tilthammer moves out of range.
haper slips under a jab from Tilthammer.
Alexander Tilthammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
haper tries to clinch up but Tilthammer circles away and keeps his distance.
Tilthammer throws a big shot that misses.
haper is looking to clinch but Tilthammer is avoiding it.
Tilthammer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts haper as he jumps to the side.
Tilthammer throws out a loose jab but haper uses good head movement to avoid it.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch but Tilthammer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
haper avoids the body shot from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
haper is looking to clinch.
Tilthammer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but haper manages to avoid it.
haper fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tilthammer shoots for a double leg takedown but haper sprawls well. He's pushed Tilthammer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexander Tilthammer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch but Tilthammer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tilthammer keeps the fight on the outside.
haper tries to clinch up but Tilthammer circles away and keeps his distance.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tilthammer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
haper tries to clinch up but Tilthammer circles away and keeps his distance.
Tilthammer misses with a hook. haper ducked under it nicely.
ricky haper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A swing and a miss from Tilthammer.
Tilthammer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
haper fails in his attempt to clinch.
haper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tilthammer thows a body shot but no joy.
Tilthammer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says haper as he avoids it easily.
haper wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tilthammer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has haper pinned against the cage. haper gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Tilthammer is breathing heavily.
A swing and a miss from Tilthammer.
haper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Horrible takedown by Tilthammer or perhaps it was just good defense by haper which made him look bad.
Horrible takedown by Tilthammer or perhaps it was just good defense by haper which made him look bad.
haper tries to clinch up.
Tilthammer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but haper moves away.
haper wants to clinch up but Tilthammer keeps it at a distance.
Tilthammer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tilthammer closes this distance looking for a takedown but haper circles away.
haper tries to clinch up but Tilthammer circles away and keeps his distance.
Tilthammer keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - haper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
haper tries to clinch up but Tilthammer circles away and keeps his distance.
haper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
haper fails in his attempt to clinch.
haper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tilthammer shoots in looking for a takedown. haper tries to sprawl out of it but Tilthammer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. haper manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
haper fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tilthammer swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
haper is looking to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - haper looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
haper doesn't manage to clinch there - Tilthammer circles away.
haper stuffs the takedown attempt from Tilthammer. Tilthammer gets slowly back to his feet.
Tilthammer swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
Tilthammer swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
haper tries to clinch up.
haper doesn't manage to clinch there - Tilthammer circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

ricky haper dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tilthammer circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tilthammer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by haper.
Tilthammer swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
Tilthammer swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
Tilthammer thows a body shot but no joy.
haper moves in looking to clinch but Tilthammer pushes him off.
Tilthammer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. haper tries to avoid it but Tilthammer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag haper to the ground. haper escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
haper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tilthammer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
haper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tilthammer swats away the attempt to clinch by haper.
Tilthammer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tilthammer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. haper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
ricky haper is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
haper tries to clinch but Tilthammer moves out of range.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tilthammer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tilthammer tries for a takedown but haper sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alexander Tilthammer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for Tilthammer with that takedown attempt.
haper tries to close the distance and clinch but Tilthammer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
haper tries to clinch but Tilthammer is having none of it.
Tilthammer circles away from the clinch attempt.
haper tries to clinch but Tilthammer moves out of range.
haper tries to clinch up but Tilthammer circles away and keeps his distance.

haper closes the distance and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
haper unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tilthammer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
haper trying to land knees to the body.
haper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tilthammer.
haper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
haper unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tilthammer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
haper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Tilthammer tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
haper tries to land knees in the clinch but Tilthammer avoids the damage to the body.
haper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tilthammer.
haper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
haper misses with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for haper.
Tilthammer tries to break the clinch but haper is controlling the position.
haper tries to land knees in the clinch but Tilthammer avoids the damage to the body.
Tilthammer tries to pull guard but haper holds him up against the cage and eventually Tilthammer drops back down to his feet.
Tilthammer avoiding damage.
haper lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
haper lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Tilthammer managing to block the knees to the body from haper.
haper missing with knees to the body.
haper misses with an elbow over the top.
haper using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Tilthammer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
haper looking to throw knees to the head but Tilthammer is blocking nicely.

Tilthammer has hold of one of haper's legs. haper is fighting the takedown attempt but Tilthammer gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Tilthammer sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed haper's guard.

Tilthammer has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can haper defend it? Tilthammer steps over the head and cranks it - haper is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Tilthammer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Alexander Tilthammer!
Alexander Tilthammer is the new middleweight champion!