PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alligator Dundee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Stettin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dundee comes to the cage accompanied by Crocodile Dundee Theme Music. Stettin is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Weapon They Fear. Alligator Dundee could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Patrick Stettin's chin.

Dundee
vs
Stettin

200 cm
27
286 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

215 cm
26
311 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Boomerang! Boomeroids! 157 Muscle PROOF

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alligator Dundee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Patrick Stettin!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stettin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dundee thows a left - swing and a miss!

Dundee scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Dundee is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Stettin knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Dundee tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dundee has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dundee prevents Stettin from escaping the position.

Dundee is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Stettin is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Stettin tries to escape but Dundee is in control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dundee wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Stettin, who protects the arm well.

Dundee tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dundee has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Stettin can do anything to dispel that myth.

Stettin bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Stettin blocks a jab.
Dundee shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Stettin sprawls well. Stettin wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dundee gets slowly back to his feet.
Dundee throws a jab when Stettin was well out of range.
Patrick Stettin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Stettin scores with a body shot.
Stettin smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dundee misses with a takedown attempt - Stettin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dundee moves forwards but Stettin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Stettin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good shot there by Dundee.
Stettin throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Stettin throws a head kick that misses.
Stettin tries a low kick but Dundee avoids it.
Dundee misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dundee. Stettin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dundee on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Stettin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stettin connects with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stettin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dundee takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stettin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dundee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Dundee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dundee misses with a looping right.
Stettin blocks a leg kick.
Dundee fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alligator Dundee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dundee tries to clinch up but Stettin circles away and keeps his distance.
Dundee misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Dundee shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Dundee showed some decent athleticism there.
Stettin blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dundee.
Stettin is trying to stand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Dundee is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Stettin still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Stettin has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Dundee is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Stettin working away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Stettin decides to stand back up.
Alligator Dundee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dundee takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Stettin thows a body shot but no joy.
Stettin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dundee's hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Stettin dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Stettin keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Stettin cracks Dundee with an open hand slap.
Dundee throws a series of punches but Stettin avoids them all with ease.
Dundee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stettin.
Stettin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stettin just misses with a punch to the body.
Stettin keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Stettin sizes up Dundee with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dundee misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alligator Dundee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stettin throws a good cross that connects.
Dundee is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Stettin's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Dundee swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Stettin bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dundee's head backwards.
Stettin blocks a low kick nicely.
Stettin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stettin displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dundee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dundee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stettin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stettin.
Dundee throws a combination that misses
and Stettin counters with a nice uppercut.
Dundee walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Stettin checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dundee misses with a leg kick
and Dundee takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stettin misses with a wild body shot.
Stettin is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Dundee with a hook.
Dundee shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stettin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dundee shoots and misses
and Stettin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stettin slips a jab from Dundee.
Dundee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stettin moves out of range of the strikes.
Stettin lands with a cross.
Stettin misses with a hook to the body

and Dundee counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Stettin's guard now.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Stettin pushes Dundee off and scrambles back to his feet.
Stettin lands a nice hook to Dundee's body. Dundee takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Stettin.
Stettin thuds his right hand into Dundee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Stettin thows a leg kick but Dundee checks it

and Dundee counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Dundee.
Dundee throws a strike but Stettin rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Stettin decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Dundee, up you get!
Dundee misses with a body punch
and Stettin counters with a lovely shot to the body.

Dundee closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dundee lands in his opponent's guard.
Dundee stops Stettin from standing up.
Dundee throwing strikes but missing.

Dundee drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Stettin manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dundee has Stettin in his guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Stettin stands and steps away. Dundee gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Dundee misses with a hook. Stettin ducked under it nicely.
Dundee tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Stettin swivels and escapes.
Stettin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dundee misses the jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stettin.
Stettin scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dundee doesn't seem bothered though.
Stettin lands with an overhand left.
Patrick Stettin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Stettin slips a jab from Dundee.
Stettin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Stettin thuds a left hand into Dundee's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stettin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Stettin finds it's way through Dundee's defenses.
Dundee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stettin throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stettin scores with a jab to the body.
Stettin lands a nice looking body shot.

Stettin feints and as Dundee raises his hands in defense, Stettin changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Stettin gets to his feet. Dundee looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Stettin lands a nice hook to Dundee's body. Dundee takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dundee misses with a looping left.
Stettin is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Dundee rather than just go for the knockout.
Nice body punch from Stettin.
A bone on bone clash there as Dundee blocks the leg kick.
Dundee misses with a jab to the body
and Stettin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stettin lands a nice shot to the body.
Stettin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Stettin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A punch lands to the side of Dundee 's head but he takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Stettin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Stettin lands with a good body shot.
The fighters circling - Dundee throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stettin misses the shot to the body.
Dundee takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Stettin swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dundee counters with a leg kick.
Stettin does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Stettin lands a body shot.
Stettin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dundee.
Stettin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick from Stettin lands but Dundee takes it in his stride.
Dundee shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stettin counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stettin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dundee is looking to chop away at Stettin's legs.
Dundee tries for a takedown but Stettin circles away easily
and Stettin counters with a left to the body.
Stettin scores with a jab to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dundee checks a leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dundee is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stettin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stettin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dundee moves away.
Dundee tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stettin displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dundee takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Stettin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dundee manages to avoid it.
Dundee just misses with a punch to the body.
Dundee moves forwards but Stettin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Stettin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stettin jabs at Dundee's body.

Stettin decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Stettin stands up from half guard.
Stettin throws a body punch but Dundee moves out of range.
Stettin scores with a spinning back kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stettin scores with a body shot.
A jab lands there for Stettin.
Dundee misses with a straight right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Stettin.
Nice body kick from Stettin.
Stettin digs a good hook to Dundee's body.
Stettin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stettin.
Stettin moves out of range as Dundee strikes.
Stettin tests Dundee's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stettin scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Stettin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Stettin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dundee looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stettin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dundee takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stettin cracks Dundee with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Dundee takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Stettin moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Patrick Stettin is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dundee takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stettin connects with a body shot.
Dundee closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Stettin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dundee's sensitive parts.
Stettin lands a body shot.
Stettin digs a good body shot into Dundee's ribs.
Stettin digs a good hook to Dundee's body.
Dundee throws a solid leg kick but Stettin takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dundee.
Stettin throws a series of strikes that have Dundee backpedaling.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A shot to the liver by Stettin. Beautiful body shot.
Stettin misses with a body kick.
Dundee with a poor takedown
and Stettin makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Alligator Dundee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stettin digs a good hook to Dundee's body.

Stettin drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Stettin decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Stettin.
Stettin lands a nice looking body shot.
Stettin changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Stettin lands a nice shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Stettin there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dundee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stettin connects with a body shot.
Stettin scores with a shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stettin.
Stettin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dundee looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stettin connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dundee's hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dundee takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A head kick misses from Stettin.
Stettin fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Alligator Dundee has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Stettin jabs at Dundee's body.
Stettin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Patrick Stettin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Stettin winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 26:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 26:30
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patrick Stettin!