PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rice Farmer Lady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Will Wilde (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilde has chosen Freak On A Leash as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Farmer Lady
vs
Wilde

190 cm
25
255 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
277 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Lady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Will Wilde!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilde avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Farmer Lady lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wilde has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wilde and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Wilde blocks a head kick by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a sloppy head kick and Wilde moves out of range easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Farmer Lady, right into the meat.
Farmer Lady pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Farmer Lady cracks the inside of Wilde's front leg.
Farmer Lady could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Farmer Lady dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wilde. That did some damage!
Wilde looks gassed!
Wilde avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
Good leg kick by Farmer Lady there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wilde takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Farmer Lady cracks the inside of Wilde's front leg.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wilde walks forward, straight into a front kick from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady pushes Wilde away with a front kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Farmer Lady, right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farmer Lady lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Farmer Lady.
Wilde's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Farmer Lady fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wilde.
An inside leg kick lands from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farmer Lady misses with a head kick.
Farmer Lady tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Farmer Lady lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wilde on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Farmer Lady throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rice Farmer Lady seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilde takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Farmer Lady scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Farmer Lady lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking kick to the body. Wilde takes a step back to recover.
Farmer Lady throws the kick towards the body but Wilde avoids it.
Farmer Lady pushes Wilde away with a front kick.
Wilde stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Farmer Lady throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good leg kick by Farmer Lady there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady throws a quick inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wilde stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Farmer Lady.
Wilde stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
An inside leg kick lands from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wilde has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that misses.
Farmer Lady lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wilde takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Farmer Lady looks for the body kick but Wilde saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady misses with a low kick.
Crunch! Farmer Lady slams his shin into Wilde's torso.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wilde stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Farmer Lady thuds his shin into the meat of Wilde's side.
Farmer Lady throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Farmer Lady. That's going to slow Wilde down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wilde tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rice Farmer Lady dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A slapping body kick lands there for Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady connects with a solid leg kick.
Farmer Lady looks to land a body kick but Wilde moved away.
Farmer Lady scores with a nice body kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Farmer Lady. Wilde shrugs it off though.
Farmer Lady chopping away at his opponent's legs.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Farmer Lady here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Farmer Lady keeps Wilde at a distance using the push kick.
A head kick misses from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Farmer Lady throws a nice head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wilde chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Farmer Lady can pounce on him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilde takes a kick to the side of the head.
Farmer Lady looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady misses with an attempted mid kick.
Farmer Lady dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wilde. That did some damage!
Farmer Lady scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wilde takes a kick to the side of the head.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Farmer Lady dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wilde. That did some damage!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Farmer Lady motions for Wilde to come forward. Farmer Lady throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A leg kick checked by Wilde.
Farmer Lady throws a quick inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a head kick.
Farmer Lady moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Farmer Lady misses with a body kick.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Wilde fails with the takedown.
Farmer Lady throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Farmer Lady chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Wilde down with leg kicks.
Wilde takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Rice Farmer Lady is winning the standup battle so far.
Farmer Lady lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wilde's sensitive parts.
Wilde takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Farmer Lady tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Farmer Lady, right into the meat.
A nice leg kick lands there from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wilde takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farmer Lady throws a head kick but Wilde moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Wilde might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Farmer Lady has got the better of the exchanges.
A slapping body kick lands there for Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Wilde if he has to take too many more of those.
Farmer Lady misses with a head kick.
Farmer Lady lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Wilde walks forward, straight into a front kick from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Farmer Lady lands a high kick!
Wilde blocks the body kick.
Rice Farmer Lady is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rice Farmer Lady dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Farmer Lady throws a wild body kick that Wilde sees coming a mile off.
Farmer Lady throws a nice outside leg kick.
Farmer Lady throws a low kick but Wilde moves out of range easily.
Wilde checks a leg kick nicely.
Wilde takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Farmer Lady tries a head kick but it misses.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wilde can do to turn this around?
An inside leg kick lands from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady misses with a body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Wilde moves out of range of the body kick from Farmer Lady.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wilde takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wilde takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Farmer Lady explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Farmer Lady is looking to land body kicks.
Farmer Lady chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wilde chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Farmer Lady can pounce on him.
Wilde on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Farmer Lady lands with a slapping head kick.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wilde fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Farmer Lady connects with a solid leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Farmer Lady.
A slapping leg kick lands for Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wilde takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Farmer Lady misses with a head kick.
Rice Farmer Lady is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Farmer Lady lands with a slapping head kick.
Farmer Lady throws a nice outside leg kick.
Farmer Lady fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wilde.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Farmer Lady lands with a nice body kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a leg kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady keeps Wilde at a distance using the push kick.
Farmer Lady connects with a solid leg kick.
Farmer Lady throws a wild body kick that Wilde sees coming a mile off.
Will Wilde has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Farmer Lady - that will leave a mark!
Farmer Lady lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady scores with a kick to the body.
Farmer Lady misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady is looking to slow Wilde down with leg kicks.
Farmer Lady misses with a head kick.
Wilde takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Farmer Lady explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Farmer Lady lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Farmer Lady thuds his shin into the meat of Wilde's side.
Wilde avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
A slapping leg kick lands for Farmer Lady.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rice Farmer Lady showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Farmer Lady has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:24
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:24
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rice Farmer Lady!