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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frito Bandito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen Kyle's Mom a B!^(H as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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300 lbs
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200 cm
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300 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Frito Bandito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Shirou Masuda and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandito missing with a left hand there. Cartman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bandito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bandito.
Bandito throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Bandito misses.
Bandito throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bandito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bandito drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Nice defenses there by Bandito.
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bandito looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Bandito steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Bandito looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Frito Bandito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman punishes Bandito's body with a nice straight punch.
Bandito is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bandito misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandito manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
It looks like Frito Bandito has been cut.
Bandito ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandito misses with a body shot.
Cartman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Bandito moved out of range nicely.
Cartman throws a hook but Bandito blocks it.
Bandito looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Cartman throws a hook but Bandito blocks it.
A big left from Cartman misses.
Cartman cracks Bandito with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Cartman has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bandito to stand back up!
Bandito is rocked!
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bandito.
Bandito looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Bandito misses with a looping right.
Bandito throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bandito ducks under a wild hook from Cartman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bandito defending well as Cartman loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Bandito ducks down to avoid it.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Bandito moved out of range nicely.
Bandito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
Bandito slips under a jab.
Cartman scores with a hook to the body. Bandito takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bandito throws a lazy right hand but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bandito bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bandito swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bandito misses with a wild body shot.
Cartman looks to land a left hand but Bandito moved out of range nicely.
Bandito ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bandito takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bandito throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cartman counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Cartman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartman moves out of range of the strikes.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandito is just out of range.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bandito.
Cartman sends Bandito crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cartman is motioning to the referee to let Bandito up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Bandito moves out of range as Cartman strikes.
Bandito throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cartman counters with a nice body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cartman missing with a left hand there. Bandito was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bandito uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cartman.
A big right from Bandito misses.
Cartman misses the shot to the body.
Bandito is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bandito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cartman misses with a looping left.
Bandito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bandito keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Bandito scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bandito uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cartman.
Cartman looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandito is just out of range.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Bandito keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cartman.
Bandito swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cartman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bandito.
Bandito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cartman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandito was well out of range. Poor timing from Cartman.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bandito misses the shot to the body.
Cartman tried to score with a low kick but Bandito checks it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bandito!
Bandito lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cartman circles away quickly and effectively.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frito Bandito's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Bandito jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bandito lands a lovely overhand right.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cartman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bandito moves away.
Cartman connects with a body shot.
Cartman slips under a jab from Bandito.
Bandito tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandito.
Bandito throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandito just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman defending well as Bandito loads up on a big left hand.
Cartman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Bandito.
Cartman connects with a jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandito looks up at the clock. Bad move! Cartman lands a right hand from hell, dropping Bandito. Cartman pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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