PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and jack meoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Slice
vs
meoff

178 cm
22
240 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

225 cm
22
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, jack meoff!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice tries to bum rush meoff with a series of wild strikes but meoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Slice lands with a right hand.

It looks like jack meoff has been cut.
Slice sizes up meoff with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
meoff shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slice but Slice pushes him off and we're back to square one.
meoff slips under a jab from Slice.
The fighters circling - Slice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
meoff closes this distance looking for a takedown but Slice circles away.
Slice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by meoff.
Slice tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but meoff paws at him with a jab and circles away.
meoff changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Slice tries to avoid it but meoff manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Slice to the ground. Slice escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Kimbo Slice has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of jack meoff.
meoff fails to land the takedown.
meoff throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Slice's waist but Slice gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing meoff off to one side.
meoff shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
meoff fails with the takedown.
Left hook, right uppercut from Slice.
meoff looks gassed!
Slice wants to clinch.
meoff is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slice tries to clinch but meoff is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
meoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slice.
meoff shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by meoff.
Slice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
meoff shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slice scores with a jab to the jaw.
Slice misses with an attempted mid kick.
Slice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but meoff manages to avoid it.
meoff looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Kimbo Slice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slice misses with a double jab.
meoff tries for a takedown but Slice sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
meoff shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slice but Slice pushes him off and we're back to square one.
meoff shoots in for a takedown but Slice shows good takedown defense.
Horrible takedown by meoff or perhaps it was just good defense by Slice which made him look bad.
meoff avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slice swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but meoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but meoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
meoff shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Slice gets the takedown into side control.
meoff is trying to control Slice's posture but Slice avoids it.
Slice lands a few punches from side control.
meoff struggling a bit here.
meoff is looking to regain half guard here but Slice keeps moving and retains side control.
meoff manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
meoff holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Slice working over meoff with some ground and pound. meoff looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
meoff is trying to maintain the position but Slice is very close to passing his half guard.
Slice not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice not landing any meaningful shots this time.
meoff has hold of Slice's hands but Slice slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
meoff is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Slice scores with a couple of nice shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
meoff makes his way to full guard. A much better position for meoff.
meoff has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
meoff not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Slice throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as meoff works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as meoff holds on and takes a little breather.

Slice has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing meoff to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Slice is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - meoff pulls down on the head and he's put Slice to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). jack meoff!